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The trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do dishes.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.14.17 @ 11:13am

Netflix is raising rates again? Man, whoever's password I'm using has got to be pissed!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.14.17 @ 11:12am

So the Boy Scouts are going to let girls join. Teenage boys and girls camping in the woods together. What could possibly go wrong?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.14.17 @ 11:11am

If you think your wife is crazy now. Wait untill you divorce her.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.14.17 @ 11:10am

No matter how much you push the envelope - it'll still be stationery.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.14.17 @ 11:10am

The scariest US president was Rushmore, because he had 4 heads
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.14.17 @ 11:10am

Do handjobs from girls who speak sign language count as blowjobs
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.14.17 @ 11:09am

How am I supposed to get any work done with all this work I have to do?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.14.17 @ 11:09am

But in my most troublesome times, I looked down and saw only one set of footprints. I asked the Lord why, and He replied that sand people ride single file to hide their numbers.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.14.17 @ 11:09am

How much time has to pass before grave robbing is considered archaeology?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.14.17 @ 11:09am

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You know you are old when your birthday suit doesn't fit anymore.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.14.17 @ 11:07am

My theory: Every squirrel you see is currently on a dare from another squirrel
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.14.17 @ 11:06am

It's only a matter of time until "Security cameras of Wal-Mart" become a hit reality show.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.14.17 @ 11:06am

I'm a compulsive liar. Every thing I say is a lie. And that's the truth.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.14.17 @ 11:06am

Blessed are they who can just read it and move on.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.14.17 @ 11:05am

I could write an entire book on excuses... but I have to drop my dog off at the airport.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.14.17 @ 11:05am

"Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy." -Me, leaving a family reunion.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.14.17 @ 11:04am

You'd think that with as much time as women spend looking at their butt in the mirror they would be able to parallel park.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.14.17 @ 11:04am

I have a coffee table in my house. It's decaffeinated but you would never know it by looking at it.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.14.17 @ 11:04am

The longer I stay at home. The more homeless looking I look.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.14.17 @ 11:00am

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