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I would go for a jog today, but it looks like all of these cupcakes expire today as well.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 07.31.14 @ 11:10am

Decaf only works if you throw it on people.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 07.31.14 @ 11:10am

“Everything you say can and will be used against you” should be included in marriage vows.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 07.31.14 @ 11:10am

Kinda hypocritical of me to complain about people who send mixed signals seeing as the mat in front of my door says "welcome"...
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 07.31.14 @ 11:09am

I don’t use Siri because I have to deal with enough women who have no personality and know everything.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 07.31.14 @ 11:09am

Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do...
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 07.31.14 @ 11:09am

Some days you just can't get home to your liquor fast enough
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Thursday, 07.31.14 @ 11:09am

Saw a Mime doing his gig. I reached into my purse and pretended to throw money in his hat.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 07.31.14 @ 11:08am

Yeah... I may be old... But I'm still hot..... They just come in flashes now!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 07.31.14 @ 11:08am

Hair growing from my ears and nostrils doesn't mean I'm getting old, right? Means I'm turning into a werewolf! Right?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 07.31.14 @ 11:08am

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Being a vegetarian is hard at first but after a month or so you get used to telling everyone you're a vegetarian.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 07.31.14 @ 11:08am

Found out the name of my neighbor's cat. In other news, I now have free internet.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 07.31.14 @ 11:08am

If there was an award for most pessimistic, I probably wouldn’t even be nominated.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 07.31.14 @ 11:07am

Ice cream is clearly God's way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 07.31.14 @ 11:07am

I heard someone say their podcast was on "hiatus", guess that sounds better than "my mom took away my laptop".
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 07.31.14 @ 11:07am

Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight… Hoping to get a PS4 in return.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 07.31.14 @ 11:07am

Starting to think my wife might have a tumor. She's had a headache for the past 15 years.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 07.31.14 @ 11:07am

My bank statement is just a visual record of bad decisions
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 07.31.14 @ 11:06am

Woke up screaming this morning. My apologies to everyone in the meeting.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 07.31.14 @ 11:06am

There should be a law requiring you to explain what gluten is before you’re allowed to complain about it.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 07.31.14 @ 11:06am

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