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Life tip: if someone comes out of a bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.5.15 @ 11:27am

People, like prescription drugs, should have to list the side effects they're likely to cause.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.5.15 @ 11:27am

You know you're broke when your bank flags deposits as suspicious activity.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.5.15 @ 11:26am

To all those that now have a DUI, domestic violence charge or one less finger... Happy 5th of July
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.5.15 @ 11:26am

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.5.15 @ 11:26am

Sometimes I wonder if I could get away with murder, but then I remember I canít even eat pancakes without getting syrup all over me.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.5.15 @ 11:26am

Plot twist: WebMD says you're just thirsty
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.5.15 @ 11:26am

You never know how dirty a song's lyrics are until you hear a child sing them.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.5.15 @ 11:26am

I'm that friend you have to explain to people before you introduce me... And apologize for after.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.5.15 @ 11:25am

Put on my workout clothes before going to the donut store just to give the impression I earned this.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.5.15 @ 11:25am

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Show me, on this cat calendar, how long it's been since you've had a date?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.5.15 @ 11:25am

There should be an energy drink named 6 AM child
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.5.15 @ 11:25am

Porn teaches kids an unhealthy and unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.5.15 @ 11:24am

I wish I had money so I could be eccentric instead of just weird.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.5.15 @ 11:24am

You're only young once but you can be immature forever!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.5.15 @ 11:24am

My parents say I was an unplanned child, which probably explains why my life isn't going to plan.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.5.15 @ 11:24am

If you can afford a gym membership, you can afford deodorant.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.5.15 @ 11:24am

It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and quit, cause nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T Bass, The Darlins, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara. The only one married was Otis, and he stayed drunk!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.5.15 @ 11:23am

Either I need to up my dosage or my income.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.5.15 @ 11:23am

Today's society is a good example of what happens when you let the clowns run the circus.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.5.15 @ 11:23am

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