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Can you imagine being cryogenically frozen and waking up 100 years later? Your hairstyle would be so outdated, how embarrassing.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.27.16 @ 15:43pm

My GPS is basically just one more woman in my life who I turn on and then ignore.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.27.16 @ 15:43pm

I always close my eyes when I kiss a woman. Experience tells me that if my eyes are open, I get a lot more pepper spray in them.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.27.16 @ 15:42pm

OK. Who decided to call it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.27.16 @ 15:42pm

I can't wait til the Presidential race ends so we can stop hating people for their politics and go back to hating people because they're jerks
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.27.16 @ 15:42pm

Now that the Summer is over, I can finally stop pretending to be on a diet
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.27.16 @ 15:42pm

Cut out the middleman and just list 911 as your emergency contact.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.27.16 @ 15:42pm

The Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.27.16 @ 15:41pm

Boss: "Thanks for the coffee. You know what'd go well with this?" Me: "The antidote?" Boss: "No, a donu...Wait, what?" Me: "Nothing"
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.27.16 @ 15:41pm

Taxes are like a subscription to your country that you can't cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.27.16 @ 15:41pm

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One time I exaggerated so hard that I died.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.27.16 @ 15:41pm

Just realized the laundry detergent has been in the refrigerator for 3 days, in case you're looking for a business manager.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.27.16 @ 15:41pm

Any wife can be a trophy wife if you bring her to a Taxidermist.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.27.16 @ 15:40pm

The expiration date on my credit card is 4/20 and it always gets a good laugh when Im ordering pizza for delivery.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.27.16 @ 15:39pm

I had four E's and LSD last night. Such an awful start to a game of scrabble!!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.27.16 @ 15:39pm

Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is, "why were you barely conscious on the kitchen floor eating dog food?"
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.27.16 @ 15:18pm

In sign language, arthritis is a speech impediment.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.27.16 @ 15:18pm

7.1 billion people in the world. 0 willing to lower their standards and date me.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.27.16 @ 15:18pm

Does shaking the vending machine count as working ...
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.27.16 @ 15:18pm

This debate episode has to be the craziest Celebrity Apprentice I've ever seen!
Posted By: Hayden Walker - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.27.16 @ 13:37pm

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