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What idiot called it the "Happy Birthday" song instead of New Age music
Category: funny Birthday status update on Sunday, 04.13.14 @ 09:41am

Happy Birthday old friend...(note to self) keep fireextinquisher handy just incase.
Category: birthday status update on Tuesday, 03.4.14 @ 19:58pm

Picking and choosing who to say happy birthday to since 2006, thanks Facebook!
Category: funny birthday status update on Thursday, 11.21.13 @ 11:13am

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing Happy Birthday to you.
Category: funny Birthday status update on Thursday, 11.14.13 @ 08:10am

Hardest thing in life: Trying to look happy when no money falls out of your birthday card.
Category: funny Birthday status update on Tuesday, 05.28.13 @ 11:52am

Balloons are so weird... "happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath"
Category: funny Birthday status update on Friday, 05.10.13 @ 09:07am

All I got you for your birthday was this post. Hope you enjoy it! Try not to read it all at once. Happy Birthday.
Category: Birthday status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 19:26pm

Thank you for the birthday wishes. I'd comment on each of them, but I'm lazy. Plus this way those that have yet to wish me a happy birthday will see this post and be reminded to do so. Ultimately resulting in more birthday wishes on my FB wall. :0)
Category: Birthday status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 19:25pm

How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older. Happy Birthday!
Category: Birthday status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 19:25pm

Hey, save some of that cake for me. Happy Birthday!
Category: Birthday status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 19:24pm

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Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I also accept gifts in the form of beer, casual sex and football tickets.
Category: Birthday status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 19:24pm

Roses are red, violets are blue. You've survived another year, so Happy Birthday to you!!
Category: Birthday status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 19:24pm

The fact that a Facebook reminder told me it was your birthday doesn't make it any less special.
Category: Birthday status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 19:23pm

Halloween = candy. Thanksgiving = food. Christmas = gifts. New years = drinks. Valentines day = sex. Birthday = all of the above. Lucky You and Happy Birthday!
Category: Birthday status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 19:23pm

I think the Airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide on your birthday.
Category: Birthday status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 19:22pm

Happy Birthday forever to everyone on Facebook!! Whew, glad I got that out of the way.
Category: Birthday status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 19:21pm

Without Facebook, I probably wouldn't have wished you a happy birthday. ツ
Category: Birthday status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 19:20pm

Sorry I'm late I was waiting for everyone else to post their birthday message on your wall so I can cut and paste the one I like best. Here it is "Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Category: Birthday status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 19:20pm

FYI: Birthday cake is the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece. Remember that when its not yours and be nice to your friends today. Happy Birthday!
Category: Birthday status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 19:17pm

Drink up! And Happy Birthday to somebody somewhere.
Category: Birthday status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 19:14pm

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