Feeling so old, the only thing I'm exercising is caution…

Age is very high price to pay for maturity...

My birthday suit used to fit much better than this…

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative...

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do...

Age is a number and mine is unlisted...

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs...

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese...

I eat cake every day because I know somewhere out there, it's someone's birthday and I need to show respect.

If you think people are stupid, randomly post "Happy Birthday" wishes on peoples FB page and see how many others tell them happy birthday.

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What idiot called it the "Happy Birthday" song instead of New Age music

Happy Birthday old friend...(note to self) keep fireextinquisher handy just incase.

Picking and choosing who to say happy birthday to since 2006, thanks Facebook!

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing Happy Birthday to you.

Hardest thing in life: Trying to look happy when no money falls out of your birthday card.

Balloons are so weird... "happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath"

All I got you for your birthday was this post. Hope you enjoy it! Try not to read it all at once. Happy Birthday.

Thank you for the birthday wishes. I'd comment on each of them, but I'm lazy. Plus this way those that have yet to wish me a happy birthday will see this post and be reminded to do so. Ultimately resulting in more birthday wishes on my FB wall. :0)

How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older. Happy Birthday!

Hey, save some of that cake for me. Happy Birthday!