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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY!! (To all of my FB friends, please don't read this until the appropriate day)
Category: funny Birthday status update on Saturday, 06.6.15 @ 13:09pm

Feeling so old, the only thing I'm exercising is caution…
Category: Birthday status update on Thursday, 01.8.15 @ 08:06am

Age is very high price to pay for maturity...
Category: Birthday status update on Thursday, 01.8.15 @ 08:05am

My birthday suit used to fit much better than this…
Category: Birthday status update on Thursday, 01.8.15 @ 08:05am

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative...
Category: Birthday status update on Thursday, 01.8.15 @ 08:03am

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do...
Category: Birthday status update on Thursday, 01.8.15 @ 08:02am

Age is a number and mine is unlisted...
Category: Birthday status update on Thursday, 01.8.15 @ 08:02am

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs...
Category: Birthday status update on Thursday, 01.8.15 @ 08:01am

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese...
Category: Birthday status update on Thursday, 01.8.15 @ 08:01am

I eat cake every day because I know somewhere out there, it's someone's birthday and I need to show respect.
Category: funny Birthday status update on Friday, 10.31.14 @ 08:52am

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If you think people are stupid, randomly post "Happy Birthday" wishes on peoples FB page and see how many others tell them happy birthday.
Category: funny birthday status update on Thursday, 08.14.14 @ 11:07am

What idiot called it the "Happy Birthday" song instead of New Age music
Category: funny Birthday status update on Sunday, 04.13.14 @ 09:41am

Happy Birthday old friend...(note to self) keep fireextinquisher handy just incase.
Category: birthday status update on Tuesday, 03.4.14 @ 19:58pm

Picking and choosing who to say happy birthday to since 2006, thanks Facebook!
Category: funny birthday status update on Thursday, 11.21.13 @ 11:13am

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing Happy Birthday to you.
Category: funny Birthday status update on Thursday, 11.14.13 @ 08:10am

Hardest thing in life: Trying to look happy when no money falls out of your birthday card.
Category: funny Birthday status update on Tuesday, 05.28.13 @ 11:52am

Balloons are so weird... "happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath"
Category: funny Birthday status update on Friday, 05.10.13 @ 09:07am

All I got you for your birthday was this post. Hope you enjoy it! Try not to read it all at once. Happy Birthday.
Category: Birthday status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 19:26pm

Thank you for the birthday wishes. I'd comment on each of them, but I'm lazy. Plus this way those that have yet to wish me a happy birthday will see this post and be reminded to do so. Ultimately resulting in more birthday wishes on my FB wall. :0)
Category: Birthday status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 19:25pm

How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older. Happy Birthday!
Category: Birthday status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 19:25pm

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