Christmas Statuses

900+ Silly Statuses

Drinking Statuses

Easter Statuses

Halloween Statuses

Christmas Statuses

Multiple Choice Trivia

Funny Jokes

Pickup Lines

Blonde Jokes

Retro Sayings

Birthday Statuses

Inspirational Statuses

Classic Movies

My Bucket List Ideas

80's Hair Bands List

Valentines Day Statuses









 

Advertisements:





current page = 1 //  1  2  3  4  5  ... 8

The biggest benefit of getting new clothes for Christmas is that I don't have to do laundry for another week or two.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Sunday, 12.30.18 @ 14:21pm

The downside of being a bomb disposal technician. It takes 6 hours to open Christmas gifts.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Sunday, 12.30.18 @ 14:20pm

An easy way to tell people you don't like them is to send them a Christmas card with glitter on it.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Sunday, 12.30.18 @ 14:19pm

Place aluminum foil in a paper shredder ... BOOM TINSEL !!
Category: funny Christmas status update on Sunday, 12.16.18 @ 13:05pm

Wait till they realize that Frosty has no pants and smokes a pipe in front of children.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Sunday, 12.16.18 @ 13:05pm

Well, I guess we are going to see "The Nutcracker" on Saturday! My mother-in-law, not the play...
Category: funny Christmas status update on Sunday, 12.16.18 @ 13:04pm

FOUR STAGES OF A MANS LIFE : 1. You believe in santa. 2. You don't believe in santa. 3. You are santa. 4. You look like santa.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Sunday, 12.16.18 @ 13:03pm

Gonna go lay under the Christmas tree to remind my family I'm a gift
Category: funny Christmas status update on Sunday, 12.16.18 @ 13:02pm

You've already put up your Christmas tree? That's nothing. I'm already drunk for St. Patrick's Day.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Tuesday, 10.30.18 @ 15:15pm

I was Christmas shopping for a friend's daughter... I asked what she was into and he said "anything Frozen" So, I got her a bag of peas and some pizza rolls.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Tuesday, 10.30.18 @ 15:15pm

Check out our new Multiple Choice Trivia Site
I guess Iíll take my Christmas tree down today.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:15pm

Jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Sunday, 12.31.17 @ 15:42pm

Ever notice your Christmas stocking has just enough room for chocolates and a bottle of wine. Coincidence? I don't think soooo.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Saturday, 12.23.17 @ 15:53pm

"Oh wow, it's a fruit cake! I'm going to eat some of it right now" ...said no one ever.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Saturday, 12.23.17 @ 15:52pm

Some of us live thousands of miles away from the majority of our relatives and can't be with them for the holidays. But don't be jealous.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Saturday, 12.23.17 @ 15:47pm

Christmas tip: Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Everytime your child acts up, throw one in the fireplace.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Sunday, 12.17.17 @ 15:06pm

You've already put up your Christmas tree? That's nothing. I'm already drunk for St. Patrick's Day.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Sunday, 12.17.17 @ 15:05pm

Sorry if my phone keeps calling you, it's voice activated. I'm at the mall and everytime santa says Ho, Ho, Ho, it dials your number
Category: funny Christmas status update on Sunday, 12.17.17 @ 15:04pm

A touching letter by a little girl to Santa on Christmas: Dear Santa, Please give clothes to all those poor ladies in daddy's laptop
Category: funny Christmas status update on Sunday, 12.17.17 @ 15:04pm

We welcome the Christmas season at my house by putting out more towels that I am not allowed to touch
Category: funny Christmas status update on Sunday, 12.17.17 @ 14:58pm

current page = 1 //  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8 



Leave a Christmas Status:

Category:

Status:

 

Note: Please keep comments relevant. Any content deemed inappropriate or offensive may be edited and/or deleted.