After spending most of Sunday wrapping presents I've decided next year everyone gets square present

I snuck in my neighbor's house last night and ate up all their Christmas cookies. This secret Santa thing isn't so bad after all.

Santa is REALLY going to love the cookies in Colorado this year.

Dear Santa, is it too late to be good?

I don't always cut down a fresh Christmas tree..but when I do, I pick the best one in my neighbors yard

Ho, Ho, Ho and a bottle of rum ... That's how I do my Christmas shopping.

I have to assume these next four weeks are incredibly difficult for anyone whose grandma actually was run over by a reindeer.

In Dec, cops should take off the blue lights and make them green. It's more festive... Like getting pulled over by Santa.

I’m only a morning person on December 25th

Its around this time each year that i just enjoy going outside and seeing my christmas lights already set up from the year before.

I'd like Santa to define what exactly he means by good.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live

Dear Santa, I would like a thin body and a fat bank account. Don’t mix it up this year!

What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe ;)

On the 12th day of Christmas my FB gave to me- 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvvee drama queeeennss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a-pokin and a creep who wont stop Inboxing meee... ;)

Merry Christmas! From my wall to yours..

Just decked the halls. Let that be a warning to halls everywhere.

Christmas was best when I used to believe in Santa Clause.. I wanna be 19 again ;-)

He's making a list & checking it twice. ...sounds like Santa has OCD.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.