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So far my Christmas shopping has involved buying myself presents, so Iíd say itís been a success.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Monday, 12.8.14 @ 11:25am

I just put Santa hats on all my Halloween decorations.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Thursday, 12.4.14 @ 10:41am

Christmas came early this year! My neighbor just upgraded our internet speed... I mean his internet speed. Or whatever...
Category: funny Christmas status update on Thursday, 12.4.14 @ 10:37am

If by "help decorate the tree" you mean drinking beer on the couch yelling out everything you're doing wrong, then yeah, count me in.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Wednesday, 12.3.14 @ 10:55am

Itís not the holiday season unless you push your body to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Wednesday, 12.3.14 @ 10:53am

Santa Claus probably regrets giving coal to naughty kids now that global warming is threatening his habitat.
Category: Christmas status update on Wednesday, 12.3.14 @ 10:38am

Giving me a Christmas ornament as a Christmas gift is like bringing vitamins to my funeral.
Category: Christmas status update on Wednesday, 12.3.14 @ 10:37am

Oh the weather outside is delightful, the balance on my account is frightful, what happened to all of my dough, I dunno, I dunno, I dunnnnoooooo
Category: Christmas status update on Wednesday, 11.26.14 @ 03:10am

Christmas is all about getting your entire dysfunctional family under one roof, hoping the cops don't get called and nobody gets arrested.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Monday, 11.24.14 @ 12:08pm

Ha! Who's laughing now, f*ckers that took your Christmas lights down last year!
Category: funny Christmas status update on Friday, 11.7.14 @ 11:52am

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I need to do laundry so bad I'm actually wearing Christmas stockings
Category: funny Christmas status update on Sunday, 03.30.14 @ 11:40am

To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present....They are due back at the library today.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Friday, 01.3.14 @ 09:38am

Marijuana is Santa's way of saying Hi! Hi! Hi!
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 12.28.13 @ 17:05pm

Judging by all of the cologne and shower sets I got for Christmas either people know I like to smell good or I am failing at it.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Friday, 12.27.13 @ 11:11am

And the day after Christmas has revealed that the holiday is just an elaborate ruse to get you home to fix your parents computer problems.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Friday, 12.27.13 @ 11:09am

In lieu of a gift I liked a couple of charities on FB in your honour
Category: funny Christmas status update on Friday, 12.27.13 @ 11:08am

Peace on earth would be nice, but not gaining 20 pounds over the holidays would be a Christmas miracle.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Thursday, 12.26.13 @ 11:09am

On the bright side, all that coal will keep me warm this winter.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Thursday, 12.26.13 @ 11:06am

There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Thursday, 12.26.13 @ 04:00am

It only takes about 3 times of hearing the song "Frosty the Snowman" before I wish someone would push him into a hot tub
Category: Christmas status update on Wednesday, 12.25.13 @ 17:02pm

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