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Going to one of those places where you chop down your own Christmas tree, and then try to get away before they catch you.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Monday, 12.2.13 @ 10:33am

Digging through a box in the closet, I found a picture of me sitting on Santa's lap. Hard to believe that was almost a year ago.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Wednesday, 11.20.13 @ 10:50am

Santa should have 3 lists. Good, naughty & very naughty *Wink* ;) lol
Category: Christmas status update on Wednesday, 11.20.13 @ 04:39am

I'll be a morning person when it's Christmas.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Friday, 11.15.13 @ 11:15am

After spending most of Sunday wrapping presents I've decided next year everyone gets square present
Category: Christmas status update on Monday, 12.24.12 @ 11:44am

I snuck in my neighbor's house last night and ate up all their Christmas cookies. This secret Santa thing isn't so bad after all.
Category: Christmas status funny update on Sunday, 12.23.12 @ 10:36am

Santa is REALLY going to love the cookies in Colorado this year.
Category: Christmas status update on Thursday, 12.13.12 @ 17:43pm

Dear Santa, is it too late to be good?
Category: Christmas status update on Monday, 12.10.12 @ 17:13pm

I don't always cut down a fresh Christmas tree..but when I do, I pick the best one in my neighbors yard
Category: Christmas status update on Friday, 12.7.12 @ 18:24pm

Ho, Ho, Ho and a bottle of rum ... That's how I do my Christmas shopping.
Category: Christmas status update on Friday, 12.7.12 @ 18:22pm

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I have to assume these next four weeks are incredibly difficult for anyone whose grandma actually was run over by a reindeer.
Category: Christmas status update on Thursday, 12.6.12 @ 19:19pm

In Dec, cops should take off the blue lights and make them green. It's more festive... Like getting pulled over by Santa.
Category: Christmas status update on Wednesday, 12.5.12 @ 21:24pm

Iím only a morning person on December 25th
Category: Christmas status update on Monday, 12.3.12 @ 16:46pm

Its around this time each year that i just enjoy going outside and seeing my christmas lights already set up from the year before.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Sunday, 11.11.12 @ 16:07pm

I'd like Santa to define what exactly he means by good.
Category: Christmas status update on Wednesday, 02.1.12 @ 10:47am

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
Category: Christmas status update on Monday, 12.26.11 @ 22:02pm

Dear Santa, I would like a thin body and a fat bank account. Donít mix it up this year!
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 12.24.11 @ 19:15pm

What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe ;)
Category: Christmas status update on Tuesday, 12.13.11 @ 09:33am

On the 12th day of Christmas my FB gave to me- 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvvee drama queeeennss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a-pokin and a creep who wont stop Inboxing meee... ;)
Category: Christmas status update on Tuesday, 12.13.11 @ 09:31am

Merry Christmas! From my wall to yours..
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 12.10.11 @ 14:44pm

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