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If Santa’s helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?
Category: funny Christmas status update on Tuesday, 12.17.13 @ 11:16am

For Christmas I just want summer...
Category: funny Christmas status update on Monday, 12.16.13 @ 10:53am

Dear Santa: My sister is the "naughty" one ... trust me.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Sunday, 12.15.13 @ 10:41am

Dear Santa: I have been good for the past week or so. Lets just focus on that.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Sunday, 12.15.13 @ 10:37am

I love Christmas presents wrapped in bubble wrap... it's like two gifts in one!!
Category: funny Christmas status update on Friday, 12.13.13 @ 12:05pm

You girls are lucky, tampons are changing the end from a string to a bit of tinsel but its only for the Christmas period
Category: funny Christmas status update on Wednesday, 12.11.13 @ 22:54pm

"I smell carrots. Do you smell carrots? 'cause I smell carrots..." ~ Snowmen.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Wednesday, 12.11.13 @ 11:52am

My Christmas tree smells like pine, and is hanging from the shift lever in my car.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Friday, 12.6.13 @ 10:46am

My elf name may be Pinkie McWhiskertickles, but I can still take you in an Easy Bake oven competition.
Category: Christmas status update on Thursday, 12.5.13 @ 17:18pm

Don't tell me I have to say "Happy Holidays" so nobody gets offended. I will "Merry Christmas" the sh!t out of you.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Wednesday, 12.4.13 @ 10:53am

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Parenting gets a lot harder when you can no longer say "I'm calling Santa!"
Category: funny Christmas status update on Wednesday, 12.4.13 @ 10:50am

Be good ... or I will text Santa
Category: funny Christmas status update on Tuesday, 12.3.13 @ 11:32am

Going to one of those places where you chop down your own Christmas tree, and then try to get away before they catch you.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Monday, 12.2.13 @ 10:33am

Digging through a box in the closet, I found a picture of me sitting on Santa's lap. Hard to believe that was almost a year ago.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Wednesday, 11.20.13 @ 10:50am

Santa should have 3 lists. Good, naughty & very naughty *Wink* ;) lol
Category: Christmas status update on Wednesday, 11.20.13 @ 04:39am

I'll be a morning person when it's Christmas.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Friday, 11.15.13 @ 11:15am

After spending most of Sunday wrapping presents I've decided next year everyone gets square present
Category: Christmas status update on Monday, 12.24.12 @ 11:44am

I snuck in my neighbor's house last night and ate up all their Christmas cookies. This secret Santa thing isn't so bad after all.
Category: Christmas status funny update on Sunday, 12.23.12 @ 10:36am

Santa is REALLY going to love the cookies in Colorado this year.
Category: Christmas status update on Thursday, 12.13.12 @ 17:43pm

Dear Santa, is it too late to be good?
Category: Christmas status update on Monday, 12.10.12 @ 17:13pm

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