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Just decked the halls. Let that be a warning to halls everywhere.
Category: Christmas status update on Wednesday, 12.7.11 @ 20:14pm

Christmas was best when I used to believe in Santa Clause.. I wanna be 19 again ;-)
Category: Christmas status update on Tuesday, 12.6.11 @ 21:44pm

He's making a list & checking it twice. ...sounds like Santa has OCD.
Category: Christmas status update on Tuesday, 12.6.11 @ 21:41pm

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 12.3.11 @ 18:31pm

Dear Santa I've been good all year! Ok most of the time. I Mean once in a while. Oh...F*ck it, I'll buy my own sh#t.
Category: Christmas status update on Friday, 12.2.11 @ 19:17pm

Just a Christmas reminder. Buy your kids a big pack of batteries and attach a card that says "Toys not Included".
Category: Christmas status update on Friday, 12.2.11 @ 17:41pm

I am trying my very best to get into the holiday spirit but I cant open the damn bottle.
Category: Christmas status update on Thursday, 12.1.11 @ 12:02pm

He knows when you are sleeping He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good… Sounds like Santa’s got Facebook.
Category: Christmas status update on Sunday, 11.27.11 @ 11:58am

Dear Santa, I've been naughty all year long, and it was worth it you judgemental fat ba$tard!
Category: Christmas status update on Sunday, 11.27.11 @ 11:35am

All I want for Christmas is you….jk I need a new phone.
Category: Christmas status update on Monday, 11.21.11 @ 17:43pm

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It would be really convenient if Christmas decorations grew on trees.
Category: Christmas status update on Friday, 11.18.11 @ 18:33pm

Just a reminder in these tough economic times that instead of spending five dollars on my Christmas card, you could just give me five dollars.
Category: Christmas status update on Wednesday, 11.9.11 @ 17:25pm

do i have to tell you again you ARE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST
Category: Christmas status update on Sunday, 11.6.11 @ 17:33pm

is going to slide down your chimney tonight. Wink. Wink.
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 11.5.11 @ 12:35pm

I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
Category: Christmas status update on Wednesday, 11.2.11 @ 16:31pm

Time to go out and pretend I'm putting up Christmas lights I never took down from last year.
Category: Christmas status update on Monday, 10.31.11 @ 17:08pm

is like a Candy Cane – sweet but very twisted
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 21:48pm

Remember Christmas is a time for giving, so give generously, I accept credit cards, checks and cash.
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 21:47pm

Has just been kidnapped by a fat man in a red suit and put in a bag, ALRIGHT! FESS UP! Who put me on there Christmas list?
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 21:46pm

I’m the reason Santa even has a naughty list ;)
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 21:39pm

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