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Dear Santa, is it too late to be good?
Category: Christmas status update on Monday, 12.10.12 @ 17:13pm

I don't always cut down a fresh Christmas tree..but when I do, I pick the best one in my neighbors yard
Category: Christmas status update on Friday, 12.7.12 @ 18:24pm

Ho, Ho, Ho and a bottle of rum ... That's how I do my Christmas shopping.
Category: Christmas status update on Friday, 12.7.12 @ 18:22pm

I have to assume these next four weeks are incredibly difficult for anyone whose grandma actually was run over by a reindeer.
Category: Christmas status update on Thursday, 12.6.12 @ 19:19pm

In Dec, cops should take off the blue lights and make them green. It's more festive... Like getting pulled over by Santa.
Category: Christmas status update on Wednesday, 12.5.12 @ 21:24pm

Iím only a morning person on December 25th
Category: Christmas status update on Monday, 12.3.12 @ 16:46pm

Its around this time each year that i just enjoy going outside and seeing my christmas lights already set up from the year before.
Category: funny Christmas status update on Sunday, 11.11.12 @ 16:07pm

I'd like Santa to define what exactly he means by good.
Category: Christmas status update on Wednesday, 02.1.12 @ 10:47am

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
Category: Christmas status update on Monday, 12.26.11 @ 22:02pm

Dear Santa, I would like a thin body and a fat bank account. Donít mix it up this year!
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 12.24.11 @ 19:15pm

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What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe ;)
Category: Christmas status update on Tuesday, 12.13.11 @ 09:33am

On the 12th day of Christmas my FB gave to me- 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvvee drama queeeennss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a-pokin and a creep who wont stop Inboxing meee... ;)
Category: Christmas status update on Tuesday, 12.13.11 @ 09:31am

Merry Christmas! From my wall to yours..
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 12.10.11 @ 14:44pm

Just decked the halls. Let that be a warning to halls everywhere.
Category: Christmas status update on Wednesday, 12.7.11 @ 20:14pm

Christmas was best when I used to believe in Santa Clause.. I wanna be 19 again ;-)
Category: Christmas status update on Tuesday, 12.6.11 @ 21:44pm

He's making a list & checking it twice. ...sounds like Santa has OCD.
Category: Christmas status update on Tuesday, 12.6.11 @ 21:41pm

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 12.3.11 @ 18:31pm

Dear Santa I've been good all year! Ok most of the time. I Mean once in a while. Oh...F*ck it, I'll buy my own sh#t.
Category: Christmas status update on Friday, 12.2.11 @ 19:17pm

Just a Christmas reminder. Buy your kids a big pack of batteries and attach a card that says "Toys not Included".
Category: Christmas status update on Friday, 12.2.11 @ 17:41pm

I am trying my very best to get into the holiday spirit but I cant open the damn bottle.
Category: Christmas status update on Thursday, 12.1.11 @ 12:02pm

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