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But I heard them exclaim as they drove out of sight,"Merry Christmas to all and to all a Bud Light!"
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 21:14pm

The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet.
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 15:43pm

Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year, so, the only thing on my list this year is 1 year paid leave from work. with bonus
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 15:42pm

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 12:58pm

Seen a baby wearing a shirt saying; "Santa doesn't exist, but that's okay, because I can't read."
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 11:34am

Christmas has been cancelled! Santa died laughing when I told him you’d been good this year!
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 10:35am

I am buying my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 10:31am

I can’t tell you what I want for xmas. I’d end up on the naughty list for sure ;)
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 10:13am

Would you like some Christmas spirit? Now where did I put that vodka…
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 10:12am

Dear Santa, I was framed.
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 10:11am

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