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He knows when you are sleeping He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good… Sounds like Santa’s got Facebook.
Category: Christmas status update on Sunday, 11.27.11 @ 11:58am

Dear Santa, I've been naughty all year long, and it was worth it you judgemental fat ba$tard!
Category: Christmas status update on Sunday, 11.27.11 @ 11:35am

All I want for Christmas is you….jk I need a new phone.
Category: Christmas status update on Monday, 11.21.11 @ 17:43pm

It would be really convenient if Christmas decorations grew on trees.
Category: Christmas status update on Friday, 11.18.11 @ 18:33pm

Just a reminder in these tough economic times that instead of spending five dollars on my Christmas card, you could just give me five dollars.
Category: Christmas status update on Wednesday, 11.9.11 @ 17:25pm

do i have to tell you again you ARE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST
Category: Christmas status update on Sunday, 11.6.11 @ 17:33pm

is going to slide down your chimney tonight. Wink. Wink.
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 11.5.11 @ 12:35pm

I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
Category: Christmas status update on Wednesday, 11.2.11 @ 16:31pm

Time to go out and pretend I'm putting up Christmas lights I never took down from last year.
Category: Christmas status update on Monday, 10.31.11 @ 17:08pm

is like a Candy Cane – sweet but very twisted
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 21:48pm

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Remember Christmas is a time for giving, so give generously, I accept credit cards, checks and cash.
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 21:47pm

Has just been kidnapped by a fat man in a red suit and put in a bag, ALRIGHT! FESS UP! Who put me on there Christmas list?
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 21:46pm

I’m the reason Santa even has a naughty list ;)
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 21:39pm

But I heard them exclaim as they drove out of sight,"Merry Christmas to all and to all a Bud Light!"
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 21:14pm

The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet.
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 15:43pm

Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year, so, the only thing on my list this year is 1 year paid leave from work. with bonus
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 15:42pm

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 12:58pm

Seen a baby wearing a shirt saying; "Santa doesn't exist, but that's okay, because I can't read."
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 11:34am

Christmas has been cancelled! Santa died laughing when I told him you’d been good this year!
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 10:35am

I am buying my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Category: Christmas status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 10:31am

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