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Is it wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter baskets?
Category: funny Easter status update on Sunday, 04.20.14 @ 11:37am

Pro tip: The kids run around a little longer if you forget to hide the eggs
Category: funny Easter status update on Saturday, 04.19.14 @ 08:11am

Easter this Sunday....The one day where I can say "I am putting all my EGGS in one basket!
Category: Easter status update on Thursday, 04.17.14 @ 08:40am

Here is an Easter time saving tip - don't waste time coloring the eggs. It will make them easier to hide in the snow...
Category: Easter status update on Tuesday, 03.26.13 @ 13:51pm

We have the laziest Easter Bunny here....He didn't bother cooking or coloring the eggs and he hid them all in my fridge.
Category: Easter status update on Tuesday, 03.26.13 @ 13:50pm

They tell us not to put all our eggs in one basket, then Easter comes and they only give us one basket!
Category: Easter status update on Tuesday, 03.26.13 @ 13:50pm

Note to the Easter Bunny: You're not fooling anyone with that fake grass in the basket.
Category: Easter status update on Tuesday, 03.26.13 @ 13:50pm

Goals for this weekend: 1) get drunk 2) find Easter bunny & take Instagram pic of him 3) get drunk again 4) eat chocolate 5) refer to 1&3
Category: Easter drinking status update on Tuesday, 03.26.13 @ 13:50pm

Guess what I am gonna be doing this Easter? Hanging with my PEEPS!!!
Category: Easter status update on Tuesday, 03.26.13 @ 13:49pm

I will avoid tomorrow those who eat Easter eggs today!
Category: Easter status update on Tuesday, 03.26.13 @ 13:49pm

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For Easter I'm gonna get really drunk and hide a whole bunch of eggs, wake up sober and have an Easter egg hunt with myself!
Category: Easter status update on Tuesday, 03.26.13 @ 13:49pm

Easter chocolate tastes so much better than normal chocolate...
Category: Easter status update on Tuesday, 03.26.13 @ 13:49pm

has been kidnapped by the Easter Bunny and is being forced to decorate eggs .. Ransom .. Send all your chocolate !!
Category: Easter status update on Tuesday, 03.26.13 @ 13:49pm

Silly rabbit Easter is for Jesus.
Category: Easter status update on Tuesday, 03.26.13 @ 13:48pm

Dear Easter Bunny, no easter eggs for me this year please, can i please have a decent honest guy instead?? oh never mind, just give me the chocolate!!
Category: Easter status update on Tuesday, 03.26.13 @ 13:48pm

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