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Pro tip: If you really want to freak people out wear a Santa Claus suit for Halloween
Category: Halloween status update on Sunday, 10.30.16 @ 12:02pm

Halloween, that magical time of year when I can buy 10 pound bags of candy and no one thinks it's "a huge red flag."
Category: Halloween status update on Sunday, 10.30.16 @ 12:01pm

I know what I am going to be for Halloween, I'm going to be drunk. . .
Category: Halloween status update on Sunday, 10.30.16 @ 12:00pm

Nice try Halloween, I eat candy in the dark and pretend not to be home every night.
Category: Halloween status update on Sunday, 10.30.16 @ 11:59am

Love this time of year when I can dig graves in my front yard and people think it's just a cute Halloween display.
Category: Halloween status update on Sunday, 10.30.16 @ 11:57am

"Are you excited about Halloween? People go out pretending to be something they're not, looking for handouts. It's like running for president."
Category: Halloween status update on Sunday, 10.30.16 @ 11:56am

Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles and pay to walk through a field to pick our own for $27.
Category: funny Halloween status update on Sunday, 10.30.16 @ 11:55am

Instead of paying for a haunted house this year I'm just making the kids clean out the refrigerator.
Category: Halloween status update on Sunday, 10.30.16 @ 11:55am

I want to be something really scary for Halloween. So this year, I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 3%.
Category: Halloween status update on Sunday, 10.9.16 @ 13:45pm

Add 'sexy' to anything and it instantly becomes a female Halloween costume.
Category: Halloween status update on Sunday, 10.9.16 @ 13:44pm

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I need to stop lying to myself ... This bag of Reese cups will never make it to Halloween
Category: funny Halloween status update on Tuesday, 10.20.15 @ 18:55pm

The best part of Halloween is all the Jehovah's Witnesses wondering why they're being given candy.
Category: Halloween status update on Monday, 11.3.14 @ 08:27am

I'm not saying your house is haunted, but I think a ghost just ate all of your Gummy Bears while you were in the bathroom.
Category: funny Halloween status update on Friday, 10.31.14 @ 08:57am

Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.
Category: funny Halloween status update on Friday, 10.31.14 @ 08:53am

When you buy Halloween candy to hand out as an adult, it's like you are paying for all the free candy you got when you were a kid.
Category: funny Halloween status update on Friday, 10.31.14 @ 08:49am

I'm putting more thought into my Halloween costume than into my job.
Category: funny Halloween status update on Thursday, 10.30.14 @ 10:09am

I don't know what's scarier. Houses with Halloween decorations or houses that still have up Christmas decorations from last year.
Category: funny Halloween status update on Thursday, 10.30.14 @ 10:08am

Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand.
Category: funny Halloween status update on Thursday, 10.30.14 @ 10:06am

I was going to change my profile pic to a pumpkin for Halloween, but it didn't look that much different from my actual head.
Category: funny Halloween status update on Wednesday, 10.29.14 @ 10:17am

Halloween is great because kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal
Category: funny Halloween status update on Tuesday, 10.28.14 @ 09:01am

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