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If the zombie apocalypse ever happens, I'm just going to surround my house with outward facing treadmills. I should be fine.
Category: Halloween status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 12:39pm

wants to remind you this Halloween, that as a general rule, don't solve riddles that open portals to Hell.
Category: Halloween status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 12:26pm

hopes this Halloween, he doesn't end up with a bag full of restraining orders again.
Category: Halloween status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 12:25pm

forgot to buy candy for the kids this Halloween but will offer them a bite of his sandwich.
Category: Halloween status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 12:25pm

wonders if Lady Gaga dresses up as a normal person for Halloween?
Category: Halloween status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 12:24pm

The Police departments should be required every Nov 1 to post mug shots of people arrested in their Halloween costumes. 
Category: Halloween status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 12:19pm

When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, The moon laughs and whispers, ‘tis near Halloween.
Category: Halloween status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 12:18pm

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.
Category: Halloween status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 12:17pm

Sometimes I wish there was a zombie apocalypse just so I can hit a certain few people in the face with a shovel.
Category: Halloween status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 12:16pm

Could I borrow your face for Halloween?
Category: Halloween status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 12:16pm

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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Category: Halloween status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 12:15pm

You might be a redneck if : the Halloween pumpkin on you porch has more teeth than your spouse.
Category: Halloween status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 12:14pm

Hold on, man.  We don’t go anywhere with “scary,” “spooky,” “haunted,” or “forbidden” in the title.
Category: Halloween status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 12:13pm

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Category: Halloween status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 12:12pm

On Halloween when the bowl says ‘Take one’ You consider that as ‘Take a handful and run’
Category: Halloween status update on Saturday, 10.22.11 @ 08:57am

In the interest of childhood obesity, I've decided to eat all of the Halloween candy I bought.
Category: Halloween status update on Friday, 10.21.11 @ 14:52pm

wondering if Linus will spend all night in the pumpkin patch again this year.
Category: Halloween status update on Monday, 10.17.11 @ 15:24pm

so, what are you going to be for halloween? well, I was thinking about being, well, intoxicated
Category: Halloween status update on Sunday, 10.16.11 @ 19:38pm

The big bag of Halloween candy has already been opened. The outcome does not look good for trick or treaters this year. 
Category: Halloween status update on Sunday, 10.16.11 @ 19:35pm

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