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It's almost Valentines Day and I still don't know what to get myself yet.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Thursday, 02.11.16 @ 16:28pm
Anybody know where the cheapest place to buy 12 red roses is?.....just asking for a friend.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Tuesday, 02.9.16 @ 01:25am
I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Wednesday, 02.11.15 @ 12:23pm
In Store Special - "You're My One and Only" Valentine's Day cards... 4 for $5...
Category: funny Valentines status update on Saturday, 03.29.14 @ 10:15am
If you're sad/single/both on valentines day just remember you can buy 40 chicken nuggets at McDonald's for $8.99
Category: funny Valentines status update on Friday, 02.14.14 @ 10:50am
Please accept this bundle of fragrant plants grown expressly to be killed while in their prime as a token of my love for you.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Friday, 02.14.14 @ 10:49am
Valentines Day is the only day of the year that the guy with the smallest package gets the girl.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Friday, 02.14.14 @ 10:49am
$100 for a dozen red what?! That's a lot of money for a plant you can’t smoke.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Friday, 02.14.14 @ 10:47am
A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless!
Category: Valentines status update on Thursday, 02.13.14 @ 11:01am
A box 5 lb. box of chocolates: $40, Valentines Day card: $3.75, not being yelled at for 35 minutes until the chocolate is gone: priceless!
Category: funny Valentines status update on Thursday, 02.13.14 @ 10:34am
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Valentine’s Day is in 4 days so if you are secretly in love with me I suggest you reveal it now.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Tuesday, 02.11.14 @ 11:23am
My wife keeps leaving magazines lying around with the jewelry ads circled. I got the hint. For Valentine's Day she’s getting a magazine rack
Category: funny Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.8.14 @ 08:42am
I called McDonald's to make a reservation for Valentine's Day, just to listen to the stammering and confusion from the kid answering the phone.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Thursday, 02.6.14 @ 10:46am
My love for you is stronger than last year!!!! Happy Valentines Day
Category: Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.1.14 @ 01:20am
Love without you is Impossible... Happy Valentine's Day to u my beloved king. I Love u.
Category: Valentines status update on Thursday, 01.30.14 @ 11:43am
If you can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Thursday, 02.14.13 @ 18:07pm
Roses are red, violets are blue, daisies are white, sunflowers are yellow. This florist has everything.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Thursday, 02.14.13 @ 16:46pm
My love for you is beyond words so don’t expect a Valentine’s Day card from me.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Thursday, 02.14.13 @ 16:37pm
Roses are red, fitness is great, I would've gotten you chocolate, but you need to lose some weight
Category: Valentines status update on Tuesday, 02.12.13 @ 22:59pm
What's with all the hearts today?
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 16:23pm