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In Store Special - "You're My One and Only" Valentine's Day cards... 4 for $5...
Category: funny Valentines status update on Saturday, 03.29.14 @ 10:15am

If you're sad/single/both on valentines day just remember you can buy 40 chicken nuggets at McDonald's for $8.99
Category: funny Valentines status update on Friday, 02.14.14 @ 10:50am

Please accept this bundle of fragrant plants grown expressly to be killed while in their prime as a token of my love for you.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Friday, 02.14.14 @ 10:49am

Valentines Day is the only day of the year that the guy with the smallest package gets the girl.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Friday, 02.14.14 @ 10:49am

$100 for a dozen red what?! That's a lot of money for a plant you can’t smoke.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Friday, 02.14.14 @ 10:47am

A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless!
Category: Valentines status update on Thursday, 02.13.14 @ 11:01am

A box 5 lb. box of chocolates: $40, Valentines Day card: $3.75, not being yelled at for 35 minutes until the chocolate is gone: priceless!
Category: funny Valentines status update on Thursday, 02.13.14 @ 10:34am

Valentine’s Day is in 4 days so if you are secretly in love with me I suggest you reveal it now.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Tuesday, 02.11.14 @ 11:23am

My wife keeps leaving magazines lying around with the jewelry ads circled. I got the hint. For Valentine's Day she’s getting a magazine rack
Category: funny Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.8.14 @ 08:42am

I called McDonald's to make a reservation for Valentine's Day, just to listen to the stammering and confusion from the kid answering the phone.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Thursday, 02.6.14 @ 10:46am

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My love for you is stronger than last year!!!! Happy Valentines Day
Category: Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.1.14 @ 01:20am

Love without you is Impossible... Happy Valentine's Day to u my beloved king. I Love u.
Category: Valentines status update on Thursday, 01.30.14 @ 11:43am

If you can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Thursday, 02.14.13 @ 18:07pm

Roses are red, violets are blue, daisies are white, sunflowers are yellow. This florist has everything.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Thursday, 02.14.13 @ 16:46pm

My love for you is beyond words so don’t expect a Valentine’s Day card from me.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Thursday, 02.14.13 @ 16:37pm

Roses are red, fitness is great, I would've gotten you chocolate, but you need to lose some weight
Category: Valentines status update on Tuesday, 02.12.13 @ 22:59pm

What's with all the hearts today?
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 16:23pm

I was grateful for the fact that Facebook now groups similar posts (i.e. "10 of your friends posted about Valentine's Day"), so I can just skip past them. Unfortunately, I have friends that can't spell 'Valentine'. LOL
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 16:22pm

My friends are the most weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them. Happy Valentines' Day everyone!!
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 16:22pm

Will you be my Valentine....for an hour....and we won't exchange gifts...and we skip the night out....and just have s@x?
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 16:21pm

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