Valentines Day Statuses

900+ Silly Statuses

Drinking Statuses

Easter Statuses

Halloween Statuses

Christmas Statuses

Multiple Choice Trivia

Funny Jokes

Pickup Lines

Blonde Jokes

Retro Sayings

Birthday Statuses

Inspirational Statuses

Classic Movies

My Bucket List Ideas

80's Hair Bands List

Valentines Day Statuses









 

Advertisements:






current page = 1 //  1  2  3  4 

Its national shave your... Well, tomorrow is valentine's day. Just an FYI.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 16:09pm

My date just saved me tons of money by simply saying, "no, I don't want to be your valentine and stop texting me!"
Category: funny Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 16:08pm

If you can't celebrate Valentine's Day with someone you love, forget about it at a bar that you like...
Category: funny Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 16:08pm

This year rather than candy for your valentine why not liquor instead.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 16:06pm

I went to the store and saw that Duracell batteries were on sale just before Valentine's Day. Someone is a marketing genius.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 16:04pm

Shout out to the single lady I saw buying a bunch of Duracell batteries on Valentine's Day.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 16:03pm

I got a letter from my crush on Valentine's Day. Well, technically it's a restraining order but still...
Category: Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 14:42pm

Valentine's Day is for losers so don't get me anything, I say as I lovingly kiss my boyfriend and he says nothing because cats don't talk.
Category: Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 14:41pm

I've decided on my Valentine's Day date...Its going to be whoever sits down next to me at Fricker's. Fingers crossed that its a girl this year!
Category: Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 14:41pm

Blow jobs are a great last minute gift idea for Valentine's Day.
Category: Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 14:41pm

Check out our new Multiple Choice Trivia Site
For those of you who don't have a significant other to spend Valentine's Day with, kindly resist the temptation to brag about it.
Category: Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 14:40pm

Quick, someone take one for the team and fall in love with me. Happy Valentine's Day.
Category: Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 14:40pm

Subway: Satisfy your Valentine with a footlong.
Category: Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 14:40pm

It's almost Valentines Day and I still don't know what to get myself yet.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Thursday, 02.11.16 @ 16:28pm

Anybody know where the cheapest place to buy 12 red roses is?.....just asking for a friend.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Tuesday, 02.9.16 @ 01:25am

I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Wednesday, 02.11.15 @ 12:23pm

In Store Special - "You're My One and Only" Valentine's Day cards... 4 for $5...
Category: funny Valentines status update on Saturday, 03.29.14 @ 10:15am

If you're sad/single/both on valentines day just remember you can buy 40 chicken nuggets at McDonald's for $8.99
Category: funny Valentines status update on Friday, 02.14.14 @ 10:50am

Please accept this bundle of fragrant plants grown expressly to be killed while in their prime as a token of my love for you.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Friday, 02.14.14 @ 10:49am

Valentines Day is the only day of the year that the guy with the smallest package gets the girl.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Friday, 02.14.14 @ 10:49am

current page = 1 //  1  2  3  4 



Leave a Valentines Day Status:

Category:

Status:

 

Note: Please keep comments relevant. Any content deemed inappropriate or offensive may be edited and/or deleted.