Its national shave your... Well, tomorrow is valentine's day. Just an FYI.

My date just saved me tons of money by simply saying, "no, I don't want to be your valentine and stop texting me!"

If you can't celebrate Valentine's Day with someone you love, forget about it at a bar that you like...

This year rather than candy for your valentine why not liquor instead.

I went to the store and saw that Duracell batteries were on sale just before Valentine's Day. Someone is a marketing genius.

Shout out to the single lady I saw buying a bunch of Duracell batteries on Valentine's Day.

I got a letter from my crush on Valentine's Day. Well, technically it's a restraining order but still...

Valentine's Day is for losers so don't get me anything, I say as I lovingly kiss my boyfriend and he says nothing because cats don't talk.

I've decided on my Valentine's Day date...Its going to be whoever sits down next to me at Fricker's. Fingers crossed that its a girl this year!

Blow jobs are a great last minute gift idea for Valentine's Day.

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For those of you who don't have a significant other to spend Valentine's Day with, kindly resist the temptation to brag about it.

Quick, someone take one for the team and fall in love with me. Happy Valentine's Day.

Subway: Satisfy your Valentine with a footlong.

It's almost Valentines Day and I still don't know what to get myself yet.

Anybody know where the cheapest place to buy 12 red roses is?.....just asking for a friend.

I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.

In Store Special - "You're My One and Only" Valentine's Day cards... 4 for $5...

If you're sad/single/both on valentines day just remember you can buy 40 chicken nuggets at McDonald's for $8.99

Please accept this bundle of fragrant plants grown expressly to be killed while in their prime as a token of my love for you.

Valentines Day is the only day of the year that the guy with the smallest package gets the girl.