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Its national shave your... Well, tomorrow is valentine's day. Just an FYI.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 16:09pm
My date just saved me tons of money by simply saying, "no, I don't want to be your valentine and stop texting me!"
Category: funny Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 16:08pm
If you can't celebrate Valentine's Day with someone you love, forget about it at a bar that you like...
Category: funny Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 16:08pm
This year rather than candy for your valentine why not liquor instead.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 16:06pm
I went to the store and saw that Duracell batteries were on sale just before Valentine's Day. Someone is a marketing genius.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 16:04pm
Shout out to the single lady I saw buying a bunch of Duracell batteries on Valentine's Day.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 16:03pm
I got a letter from my crush on Valentine's Day. Well, technically it's a restraining order but still...
Category: Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 14:42pm
Valentine's Day is for losers so don't get me anything, I say as I lovingly kiss my boyfriend and he says nothing because cats don't talk.
Category: Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 14:41pm
I've decided on my Valentine's Day date...Its going to be whoever sits down next to me at Fricker's. Fingers crossed that its a girl this year!
Category: Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 14:41pm
Blow jobs are a great last minute gift idea for Valentine's Day.
Category: Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 14:41pm
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For those of you who don't have a significant other to spend Valentine's Day with, kindly resist the temptation to brag about it.
Category: Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 14:40pm
Quick, someone take one for the team and fall in love with me. Happy Valentine's Day.
Category: Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 14:40pm
Subway: Satisfy your Valentine with a footlong.
Category: Valentines status update on Saturday, 02.10.18 @ 14:40pm
It's almost Valentines Day and I still don't know what to get myself yet.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Thursday, 02.11.16 @ 16:28pm
Anybody know where the cheapest place to buy 12 red roses is?.....just asking for a friend.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Tuesday, 02.9.16 @ 01:25am
I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Wednesday, 02.11.15 @ 12:23pm
In Store Special - "You're My One and Only" Valentine's Day cards... 4 for $5...
Category: funny Valentines status update on Saturday, 03.29.14 @ 10:15am
If you're sad/single/both on valentines day just remember you can buy 40 chicken nuggets at McDonald's for $8.99
Category: funny Valentines status update on Friday, 02.14.14 @ 10:50am
Please accept this bundle of fragrant plants grown expressly to be killed while in their prime as a token of my love for you.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Friday, 02.14.14 @ 10:49am
Valentines Day is the only day of the year that the guy with the smallest package gets the girl.
Category: funny Valentines status update on Friday, 02.14.14 @ 10:49am