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Valentine Eve: worst time of the year.....constantly remind how single you are or stuck with this looser cupid picked out for you.
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 16:06pm

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Happy Valentine's Day babe!
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 16:05pm

Now taking applications for a valentine. Apply below.
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 16:05pm

A candlelight dinner with long stemmed roses sounds like a deadly combination for my inflatable valentine.
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 16:04pm

My Valentine is just like my pinkie toe; eventually I'm gonna bang it on all the furniture in this house...
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 15:59pm

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 15:59pm

Don't wish me a Happy Valentine's Day! I hate this day with the fire of a thousand suns!
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 15:55pm

Not waiting another minute for the lab results... the Valentine cookies from my ex-wife look good and I am feeling lucky.
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 15:55pm

Just saw a "dance" pole listed on Craigslist…opened but not used…unappreciated Valentine gift?
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 15:53pm

Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on Feb 13th, get back together on the 15th ;)
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 15:49pm

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Wish you a very Happy Valentine’s Day. This message is to let you know that you are thought of always. May God give you everything you wish for.
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 15:48pm

Dear Alcohol... Will you be my valentine?
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 15:47pm

On this Valentines days... Please don't make me choose between you and porn.
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 15:46pm

Pizza will you be my valentine?
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 15:45pm

Now accepting applications for a Valentine...Requirements as follows : 1) Pulse 2) Female...as the day progresses, requirement #1 may become negotiable...
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 15:41pm

Happy Valentine's Day! I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Category: Valentines status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 14:49pm

Happy Valentine's Day!!
Category: Valentine status update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 14:38pm

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