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I just found out how the Magic 8 Ball works. Wow, what a letdown.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 03.2.16 @ 09:26am

if you claim that you are cooler than me,does that makes me hotter than you?
Posted By: lehlahile - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 02.29.16 @ 06:43am

If Snickers doesn't have one of those " you get angry when you're hungry" commercials in the works using all of the Presidential hopefuls arguing they are missing a golden opportunity.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 02.27.16 @ 11:22am

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes ..
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 02.25.16 @ 09:47am

I just thanked someone and they said, "No problemo." I wish I knew Spanish so I knew what he meant by that.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 02.24.16 @ 15:55pm

If you hold down the "like" button, you can now leave different kinds of reactions and create so much more drama in peoples lives who take facebook to seriously :P
Posted By: Moon - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 02.24.16 @ 12:46pm

Everybody always asked the wrong question "Where's Waldo?" the real question is Why is Waldo hiding? was it for Child Support? Kidnapping? Murder?
Posted By: Goodhour - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.23.16 @ 21:14pm

If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I'd never be bored again.
Posted By: AJ - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 02.18.16 @ 05:59am

The only thing I hate worse than holding a girl's purse is when it doesn't match what I'm wearing.
Posted By: AJ - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 02.18.16 @ 05:58am

If you're confident enough, every zoo is a petting zoo.
Posted By: AJ - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 02.18.16 @ 05:57am

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I dont know why Facebook gives me the option of liking my own status update. Of course I like my updates, I'm awesome!
Posted By: Takhona Michelle Dlamini - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 02.18.16 @ 04:45am

That moment when you are running in the park & see couples making out, realising that they r burning as much as calories as u
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 02.17.16 @ 22:52pm

You know your struggling financially when Kraft Dinner is considered a luxury items in your household.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.14.16 @ 09:29am

That awkward moment when the minister at your church shakes your hand and says "I'll see you next Easter."
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.14.16 @ 09:14am

"Wow, Windows troubleshoot solved my problem!" said no one ever.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.14.16 @ 07:02am

I didn't mean to say I hated you.I just said if you were on fire and I had water,I would drink the water.
Posted By: Leo - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.14.16 @ 03:52am

You think your phone is fast? Wait till you see mine… flying towards your FACE!
Posted By: Fabulous - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.14.16 @ 03:47am

Wow, Siri! Why are you always getting me in trouble? I said side KICKS, not side CHICKS!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 02.13.16 @ 02:44am

Kissing in the rain is romantic on til thunder strike them both.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 02.11.16 @ 10:32am

Why do hurricanes get such lame names, like Sandy? Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 02.10.16 @ 23:55pm

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