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“As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.” (Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey) #thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 05.26.16 @ 14:50pm

Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.” (Bob Thaves) #thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 05.25.16 @ 09:03am

took my dog to sign up for welfare.. the clerk said sorry shes not able to ... i said why shes got no job,no money , 6 kids and dont know who they dad is ,
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 05.25.16 @ 07:16am

Working on my 32 point plan to be more spontaneous. Any suggestions? #thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 05.18.16 @ 09:05am

If you sleep with your socks on, please unfollow. I do not support you or your wicked lifestyle. #thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 05.18.16 @ 09:02am

Advice to men: If a woman ever says "Are you wearing that?" it should never be worn. It's best to throw it away now. Trust me on this one. #thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 05.18.16 @ 09:02am

Just stirred my coffee with a fork. So if any of you guys are looking for a new gangsta bad boy to join your crew, just let me know. #thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 05.18.16 @ 08:55am

Does it sound creepy to say “I can’t believe I’m in your house… and this time you’re awake.” #thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 05.18.16 @ 08:52am

I'm in a good place right now. Not emotionally....it’s just that I'm at the ice cream store. #Thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 05.18.16 @ 08:48am

If Facebook has taught us anything, it's that a lot of people are not quite ready for a Speling Bee.
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 05.18.16 @ 08:47am

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When I'm with you, I'm breathless. My pulse quickens and I can feel my entire body get weak and hot. Also, you're a treadmill and I'm unfit.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 05.16.16 @ 00:29am

I'm doing a marathon today!! 14 hours of Law & Order SVU!
Posted By: alaskabaybe - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.15.16 @ 08:36am

I met a new family, Angie and Jessie and their daughter Stacey. I couldn't stop singing. (think about it)
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 05.11.16 @ 12:02pm

With a subtle stroke he wiped her tears away, and accidentally her eyebrows.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 05.9.16 @ 18:29pm

If you see a table of people all staring at their phones, sit down and fart, they will talk to you.
Posted By: Bartelsandjams - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.3.16 @ 11:58am

If one door opens and another one closes, your place is friggin haunted.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.29.16 @ 09:59am

what part of this message wants to make you go and do it - Your latest bills are now ready to view online:
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.29.16 @ 06:26am

I just have one favor to ask. If you're gonna wear a wig, at least TRY to fool me...
Posted By: Keith Mayfield - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 04.25.16 @ 13:00pm

at the hospital, i parked in the C section of their parking lot..... so naturally i had to climb out of the sunroof.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 04.25.16 @ 12:56pm

When I was a kid, there was a "SLOW CHILDREN" sign in front of our house......I kinda took it personal.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 04.23.16 @ 21:08pm

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