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That moment when you are running in the park & see couples making out, realising that they r burning as much as calories as u
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 02.17.16 @ 22:52pm

You know your struggling financially when Kraft Dinner is considered a luxury items in your household.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.14.16 @ 09:29am

That awkward moment when the minister at your church shakes your hand and says "I'll see you next Easter."
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.14.16 @ 09:14am

"Wow, Windows troubleshoot solved my problem!" said no one ever.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.14.16 @ 07:02am

I didn't mean to say I hated you.I just said if you were on fire and I had water,I would drink the water.
Posted By: Leo - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.14.16 @ 03:52am

You think your phone is fast? Wait till you see mine… flying towards your FACE!
Posted By: Fabulous - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.14.16 @ 03:47am

Wow, Siri! Why are you always getting me in trouble? I said side KICKS, not side CHICKS!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 02.13.16 @ 02:44am

Kissing in the rain is romantic on til thunder strike them both.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 02.11.16 @ 10:32am

Why do hurricanes get such lame names, like Sandy? Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 02.10.16 @ 23:55pm

So Cold I Saw A Snowman With A Coat On......
Posted By: Damon - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.9.16 @ 16:14pm

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I wish friends with benefits meant they pay your drinking tab
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.9.16 @ 12:52pm

"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet."kamafresh
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.7.16 @ 23:42pm

I suffer from Anti- Affluenza. I'm too poor to know right from wrong.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.7.16 @ 16:26pm

absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.7.16 @ 04:01am

I want my casket to have a crank on it that plays the Jack-in-the-Box music.
Posted By: Alyssa - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.2.16 @ 21:21pm

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes, I need expert advice!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 01.29.16 @ 13:14pm

Waffle house is now taking reservations for a romantic candle lit breakfast for valentines day and filling up fast. So if your a secret admirer of mine, nows the time to let me know!
Posted By: moon - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.26.16 @ 23:53pm

Childhood is like getting drunk.... Everybody remembers what you did,except you..
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Tuesday, 01.26.16 @ 18:16pm

Everybody's giving Steve Harvey a really hard time, considering you all are going to be putting the wrong year on your checks until at least March.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.23.16 @ 18:06pm

Well. Touchy, touchy. Apparently the authority's advice "If You See Something, Say Something" does not apply to my well intentioned opinion about the God awful spray-on tan of the woman next to me.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.23.16 @ 07:57am

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