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So Cold I Saw A Snowman With A Coat On......
Posted By: Damon - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.9.16 @ 16:14pm

I wish friends with benefits meant they pay your drinking tab
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.9.16 @ 12:52pm

"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet."kamafresh
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.7.16 @ 23:42pm

I suffer from Anti- Affluenza. I'm too poor to know right from wrong.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.7.16 @ 16:26pm

absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.7.16 @ 04:01am

I want my casket to have a crank on it that plays the Jack-in-the-Box music.
Posted By: Alyssa - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.2.16 @ 21:21pm

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes, I need expert advice!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 01.29.16 @ 13:14pm

Waffle house is now taking reservations for a romantic candle lit breakfast for valentines day and filling up fast. So if your a secret admirer of mine, nows the time to let me know!
Posted By: moon - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.26.16 @ 23:53pm

Childhood is like getting drunk.... Everybody remembers what you did,except you..
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Tuesday, 01.26.16 @ 18:16pm

Everybody's giving Steve Harvey a really hard time, considering you all are going to be putting the wrong year on your checks until at least March.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.23.16 @ 18:06pm

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Well. Touchy, touchy. Apparently the authority's advice "If You See Something, Say Something" does not apply to my well intentioned opinion about the God awful spray-on tan of the woman next to me.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.23.16 @ 07:57am

Could you imagine the blueprints to build an Ikea store??
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 01.22.16 @ 11:04am

I'm a rebel and I live on the edge. Yesterday I got on a bus, stood in front of the white line, and spoke to the driver about Fight Club.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 01.21.16 @ 09:41am

Sometimes, the people who hurt us the most are the ones who are very good at karate and really mad at us.
Posted By: MissTCShore - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.20.16 @ 19:29pm

Realistic Math Problem: I have 30 fries. Josh asks for two, but then eats like half. Why do you always do this, Josh? This is why nobody likes you.
Posted By: MissTCShore - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.20.16 @ 19:25pm

Don't date someone based on looks. That's shallow. Consider other things, like do they have a lot of money?
Posted By: MissTCShore - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.20.16 @ 19:24pm

If you love something let it go. Great. Now it's gone. Why did you do that? You loved that thing, you idiot.
Posted By: MissTCShore - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.20.16 @ 19:23pm

Any room can be a panic room if you suddenly remember something stupid you said 5 years ago.
Posted By: MissTCShore - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.20.16 @ 19:22pm

Joggers get really upset when you run in front of them, flail your arms, and scream "Help! I'm being chased!"
Posted By: MissTCShore - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.20.16 @ 19:22pm

When someone looks over my shoulder while I'm on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, "How to kill the person behind me."
Posted By: MissTCShore - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.20.16 @ 19:20pm

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