Almost SILLY STATUSES and SAYINGS

Don't forget to like us on Facebook - Silly Statuses


900+ Silly Statuses

Drinking Statuses

Easter Statuses

Halloween Statuses

Christmas Statuses

Multiple Choice Trivia

Funny Jokes

Pickup Lines

Blonde Jokes

Retro Sayings

Birthday Statuses

Inspirational Statuses

Classic Movies

My Bucket List Ideas

80's Hair Bands List

Valentines Day Statuses
















Advertisements:





Thousands of the best, funny, witty, hilarious, crazy, silly Facebook statuses and sayings. If you are looking for a funny status or funny saying, you can find them here.

current page = 12 //  1 ...  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  ... 55

Could you imagine the blueprints to build an Ikea store??
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 01.22.16 @ 11:04am

I'm a rebel and I live on the edge. Yesterday I got on a bus, stood in front of the white line, and spoke to the driver about Fight Club.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 01.21.16 @ 09:41am

Sometimes, the people who hurt us the most are the ones who are very good at karate and really mad at us.
Posted By: MissTCShore - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.20.16 @ 19:29pm

Realistic Math Problem: I have 30 fries. Josh asks for two, but then eats like half. Why do you always do this, Josh? This is why nobody likes you.
Posted By: MissTCShore - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.20.16 @ 19:25pm

Don't date someone based on looks. That's shallow. Consider other things, like do they have a lot of money?
Posted By: MissTCShore - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.20.16 @ 19:24pm

If you love something let it go. Great. Now it's gone. Why did you do that? You loved that thing, you idiot.
Posted By: MissTCShore - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.20.16 @ 19:23pm

Any room can be a panic room if you suddenly remember something stupid you said 5 years ago.
Posted By: MissTCShore - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.20.16 @ 19:22pm

Joggers get really upset when you run in front of them, flail your arms, and scream "Help! I'm being chased!"
Posted By: MissTCShore - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.20.16 @ 19:22pm

When someone looks over my shoulder while I'm on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, "How to kill the person behind me."
Posted By: MissTCShore - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.20.16 @ 19:20pm

Not to brag or anything, but my bank says I have an outstanding balance.
Posted By: MissTCShore - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.20.16 @ 19:19pm

Check out our new Multiple Choice Trivia Site
Just read that Wal*Mart is closing 269 stores in 2016, putting 14 cashiers out of work.
Posted By: MissTCShore - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.20.16 @ 18:32pm

Isn't this an adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yogurt called Francis.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.19.16 @ 23:39pm

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 01.14.16 @ 22:58pm

I think that it has become obvious that medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 01.14.16 @ 12:08pm

your inspirational tweet really made a difference in my life.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 01.14.16 @ 04:24am

A guy just came to my door collecting for the local swimming pool, so I gave him a bucket of water.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.12.16 @ 19:41pm

my grandmother is over 80 and she doesnt need glasses.....she drinks straight from the bottle
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 01.11.16 @ 06:37am

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 01.11.16 @ 03:20am

He whispered in my ear that he liked being called daddy. I whispered back that I liked being called a cab
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 01.10.16 @ 23:12pm

I don't need anyone with a so-called degree "to" tell me I use quotes wrong.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 01.10.16 @ 23:11pm

current page = 12 //  1 ...  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  ... 55



Leave a Silly Status below or Like Silly Statuses on Facebook

Category:

Posted by:

Status:

 

Note: Please keep comments relevant. Any content deemed inappropriate or offensive may be edited and/or deleted.