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Not to brag or anything, but my bank says I have an outstanding balance.
Posted By: MissTCShore - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.20.16 @ 19:19pm

Just read that Wal*Mart is closing 269 stores in 2016, putting 14 cashiers out of work.
Posted By: MissTCShore - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.20.16 @ 18:32pm

Isn't this an adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yogurt called Francis.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.19.16 @ 23:39pm

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 01.14.16 @ 22:58pm

I think that it has become obvious that medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 01.14.16 @ 12:08pm

your inspirational tweet really made a difference in my life.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 01.14.16 @ 04:24am

A guy just came to my door collecting for the local swimming pool, so I gave him a bucket of water.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.12.16 @ 19:41pm

my grandmother is over 80 and she doesnt need glasses.....she drinks straight from the bottle
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 01.11.16 @ 06:37am

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 01.11.16 @ 03:20am

He whispered in my ear that he liked being called daddy. I whispered back that I liked being called a cab
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 01.10.16 @ 23:12pm

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I don't need anyone with a so-called degree "to" tell me I use quotes wrong.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 01.10.16 @ 23:11pm

Father to son after exam "let me see your report card" Son:"my friend borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents"
Posted By: Per fect Fhigure@fb - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 01.8.16 @ 13:46pm

Im a responsible person. People are always saying I know youre responsible for this.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 01.7.16 @ 15:19pm

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite, they only look at the covered parts.
Posted By: Bear - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.6.16 @ 20:45pm

Great thing about Tuesday sex is that no matter how long, quick, good or bad it may be, there's always someplace serving cheap tacos.
Posted By: Just Sage - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.5.16 @ 22:14pm

When you check your weather app to see if it's still raining, Coz the curtains are closed and you can't be bothered to get up.....
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 01.3.16 @ 10:26am

If you're still writing 2015 on your checks, remember it's 2016 now. And you don't need to be wasting time slowing down the line writing checks. Get a debit card already. It's 2016!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 01.3.16 @ 08:36am

I haven't eaten an apple in days. The doctors are closing in. I don't think my barricades will last much longer. Tell my family I love them.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 01.3.16 @ 03:00am

This year my New Year's Resolution is to not commit to any New Year's Resolutions............................................
Posted By: dave - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.2.16 @ 18:35pm

How about this for a New Years Resolution: every time you say a cuss word you do 10 push ups, 10 sit ups, 10 lunges.... you will either have a really fabulous body or stop saying curse words. Either way it's a win win :p
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 12.31.15 @ 18:59pm

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