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Today I will live in the moment.....unless it's unpleasant.....and if that happens I will just eat a cookie (and wash it down with a glass of wine)
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 10.7.16 @ 06:49am

I want to be something really scary for Halloween. So, for this year, I'm dressing up as 3% phone battery.
Posted By: @truebeachbabe - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.5.16 @ 12:24pm

My GPS just told me to go inside and ask for directions..........
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.5.16 @ 08:01am

I am not sure what I am more thankful for, my family or the medication that helps me to deal with them.......................
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.5.16 @ 07:46am

Great thing about this status is once you reach the point when you realize that it is meaningless it's too late for your mind to stop reading it.
Posted By: Just Sage - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 10.3.16 @ 09:04am

Last night I was drunk and asked a cat if it could talk. It said, “Me? How?”
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 10.1.16 @ 11:01am

Why do people say they're "scared shitless"? As opposed to what? Being calm and full of shit? And that's supposed to be better somehow...
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 09.29.16 @ 07:51am

it's over....I will miss you dearly, I enjoyed every day we had. I knew it wouldn't last and I tried not to think of you leaving. But last night when I crawled into bed and had to face the cold feeling I knew our time has ended.....so long summer - hello winter blankets
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.26.16 @ 07:34am

Life is like trying to get the brownie out of a TV dinner in one piece...
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 09.21.16 @ 09:00am

it's really funny how they say that music reaches the heart and soul... but they didn't say it reached the brain.
Posted By: YonakaHouseki - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.20.16 @ 18:54pm

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Posted By: Nalis - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.20.16 @ 14:53pm

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. (Jim Carrey) #thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.20.16 @ 07:56am

I’m sure a lot of people feel stupid for cashing in their retirement account early, especially when it is at the Coinstar machine... #thedailyjeff (More at thedailyjeff.net)
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.19.16 @ 06:49am

People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous. #thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.16.16 @ 09:19am

I wonder how many of those drug-sniffing dogs have to go to rehab. (an.) #thedailyjeff (more at thedailyjeff.net)
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 09.15.16 @ 07:41am

I don't know About You, But My Favorite Machine At The Gym is the Vending Machine!
Posted By: Squirrel Nutz - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 09.14.16 @ 14:27pm

Just Posting this to see if its this easy lol
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 09.14.16 @ 12:56pm

Saw deodorant at the store that said “Dermatologist tested.” I’m thinking great, at least they are no longer testing on rabbits anymore. #thedailyjeff (More at thedailyjeff.net)
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.13.16 @ 07:17am

Working on my 32 point plan to be more spontaneous. Any suggestions? #thedailyjeff (more at thedailyjeff.net)
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.12.16 @ 09:11am

Why aren't boner pills called "Addcock?" #thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 09.7.16 @ 09:44am

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