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Ralationship status : i make my own toast
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 01.18.15 @ 10:40am
That moment when you hear knocking on the door on a T.V. show your not paying attention to and you yell come in
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 01.16.15 @ 10:11am
We Canadians just booted 'Target' out of Canada. Nickleback & Bieber, you're next.
Posted By: Tim Trainor - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 01.15.15 @ 21:07pm
Could someone please take Miley Cyrus out like a wrecking ball??????? Geesssshhhh.............
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 01.15.15 @ 06:10am
My fortune cookie today states "You like participating in competitive sports". Is sarcasm considered a competitive sport? If so, I'm ready to go pro
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.14.15 @ 10:40am
Starting a sentence with "No offense, but . . . " Has little chance of not offending the person.
Posted By: Jethro - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.14.15 @ 08:01am
Someone's therapist know all about you
Posted By: Kyla - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 01.14.15 @ 04:04am
When You See A Spider And It Disappears. . Then You Literally Become A Victim In Your Own Room
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.13.15 @ 12:27pm
My daughter sent me a text message asking me to buy her a replacement guitar string. But my heart stopped for a moment when my iPhone previewed the message with, "Daddy, can you buy me a G String..."
Posted By: The Gregarious B.O.B. - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.13.15 @ 05:27am
The best thing about reconnecting with old girlfriends on Facebook is realizing what a bullet I dodged with some of the really stupid ones...
Posted By: The Gregarious B.O.B. - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 01.12.15 @ 13:35pm
Check out our new Multiple Choice Trivia Site
NEVER go on FB with 1/2 hour of sleep...I proposed to 6 people ( 3 were girls)....told 5 people they were UGLY ....and I think I bought a condo in Kalamazoo Michigan...WHAT a night....
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 01.12.15 @ 13:25pm
Dallas Cowboys lose today ending their hopes for Superbowl 2015. Doughnut King Chris Christie blames President Barack Obama
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 01.12.15 @ 13:25pm
Mitt Romney is like a movie that Netflix keeps suggesting but no one wants to watch.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 01.12.15 @ 13:24pm
Facebook needs a no one cares button
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 01.12.15 @ 01:43am
So cute how this taxi driver is taking an unnecessarily long route and driving slowly so he gets to spend more time with me.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 01.12.15 @ 00:48am
Years ago, i came into this worldnaked and screaming...Now when im naked, someone elsedoes the screaming
Posted By: adonai jonathan - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 01.11.15 @ 13:26pm
The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 01.11.15 @ 07:26am
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED :)
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.10.15 @ 02:13am
i wanted to be a nun at xmas but i couldnt afford to be everyones sister
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 01.9.15 @ 18:48pm
I like a nutritious salad. It's very good in its iron. Sorry, I meant a meat salad...on a base. Fine, its pizza. We're not all perfect.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 01.9.15 @ 02:12am