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So, Jesus could walk on water. Humans are 70% water. I can walk on humans. Does that mean I'm 70% Jesus?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.3.15 @ 12:01pm

To do list: 1) Change Facebook name to 'No One' 2) 'Like' peoples statuses.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.3.15 @ 11:59am

Facebook statuses are a lot funnier if you imagine them being read by Morgan Freeman.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.3.15 @ 11:59am

Glad I read the label on that Clorox. I was about to rub it in my eyes and keep it in the reach of so many children.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.3.15 @ 11:58am

Ke$ha got caught in the currency exchange market and is now Ke0.77€ha.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.3.15 @ 11:57am

Everyone thinks my parents are divorced, but, technically, we lost my mom in a corn maze.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.3.15 @ 11:56am

Cutest thing I saw today was the dad angrily slamming the sliding door of his minivan but it slowed down by itself and latched silently.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.3.15 @ 11:55am

How much can't could a white girl can't even if a white girl literally could not even?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.3.15 @ 11:54am

Starting a cover band called, "A Book," so no one can judge us.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.3.15 @ 11:54am

I feel like I could never stab anyone, because I'm really terrible at Capri Sun.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.3.15 @ 11:53am

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Rather than taking anti-depressants, I find it helps to just think about how many different pizza toppings there are to choose from.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.3.15 @ 11:53am

Make sure to style the strands of dead cells growing from your skull so they're visually pleasing and you can feel better about yourself, as well as attract potential mates.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.3.15 @ 11:52am

Quick! How many chameleons are in the room you are currently in? Got you. You can never answer that question with complete certainty.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.3.15 @ 11:52am

*him - we're over 😯 *Me - you just noticed
Posted By: relationships - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.3.15 @ 03:26am

Kids are so impatient these days. My 5yo got board with a slinky before it got all tangled up.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.3.15 @ 01:02am

The self-checkout was invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.3.15 @ 00:37am

I was super lazy today. It's like regular lazy but I wore a cape.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 02.3.15 @ 00:36am

My superpower is getting into my PJs as soon as I get home, What's Yours?
Posted By: StEvEr - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.1.15 @ 06:53am

I think it's time we call "NewYork" York and "New Zealand" Zealand
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.1.15 @ 06:11am

Television chefs these days, all you hear is pulled pork, pulled beef, pulled chicken. Why not use seafood, then you could have pulled mussels.............
Posted By: Nick W - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.1.15 @ 02:52am

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