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If you spot a tiger, then it becomes a leopard.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 12.1.14 @ 00:05am

i don't drink too die, I die too drink
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Sunday, 11.30.14 @ 10:42am

I have a neighbour who is a midget. I walked past his house the other day n offered my help. "You need help carrying that plasma TV", to which he replied, "F*ck you you a**hole, it's an ipad."
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 11.30.14 @ 07:38am

I seriously need to stop Cold Turkey-- it's getting old now-- by about 3 days.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 11.29.14 @ 20:05pm

Not feeling myself tonight will you do it?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 11.29.14 @ 15:55pm

Christmas tree in progress
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 11.28.14 @ 18:32pm

I saw my ex in the bus having an argument with six boys they were playing tennis for about five mins then one of he six through a punch so I dicides to step in and help he had no chance against seven of us 😂🙌🙌
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 11.28.14 @ 14:31pm

"I wasn't that drunk!" Dude, you ran into my house, crying and screaming "HELP! THE MOON IS FOLLOWING ME!"
Posted By: A-jay - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 11.28.14 @ 03:04am

I have a Klondike Bar-- now who wants to clean up my yard from puppy poo?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 11.28.14 @ 00:19am

I always serve skinless turkey on Thanksgiving, probably because I eat all the roasted skin as soon as it comes out of the oven.
Posted By: alaskabaybe - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 11.27.14 @ 23:36pm

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I don't smoke weed. I smoke news feed!
Posted By: ChiMon JyoTi SaiKia - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 11.27.14 @ 03:32am

I want the people who worked with me on my project to put me in my grave that way they can let me down one more time
Posted By: Kool Blaze - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 11.26.14 @ 16:16pm

Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agre
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 11.26.14 @ 15:56pm

I am not always a complete idiot auto correct. Sometimes I do know what I was meant to say. I feel Like I correct your mistakes more than you do mine.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 11.25.14 @ 07:25am

People call me Miss Compromise. Wasn't my first choice for a nickname, but I can live with it.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 11.24.14 @ 12:47pm

Why do people have dreamcatchers on their rearview mirrors?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 11.24.14 @ 09:25am

˙ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ɹǝɥʇouɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝldoǝd ʍouʞ oʇ ʇǝƃ puɐ sƃuıɥʇ ǝǝs oʇ ǝlʇʇıl ɐ dn ʇı xıɯ puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn sƃuıɥʇ uɹnʇ oʇ ǝʞıl ı ǝlıɥʍ ɐ uı ǝɔuo 'ɥɐǝʎ os
Posted By: Moon - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 11.23.14 @ 15:49pm

I was in a public restroom and the guy in the next stall kept asking questions, so I kept answering them. Then I heard him say 'I gotta call ya back the idiot in the next stall keeps answering all the questions I'm asking you.".....so embarrassed.
Posted By: CK777 - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 11.23.14 @ 12:56pm

It should be illegal to play Christmas music before December... It's still a week away from December and I'm already sick of it.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 11.23.14 @ 02:32am

I might be fat but you should see how fast my bum moves
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 11.20.14 @ 23:05pm

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