Almost SILLY STATUSES and SAYINGS

Don't forget to like us on Facebook - Silly Statuses


900+ Silly Statuses

Drinking Statuses

Easter Statuses

Halloween Statuses

Christmas Statuses

Multiple Choice Trivia

Funny Jokes

Pickup Lines

Blonde Jokes

Retro Sayings

Birthday Statuses

Inspirational Statuses

Classic Movies

My Bucket List Ideas

80's Hair Bands List

Valentines Day Statuses
















Advertisements:





Thousands of the best, funny, witty, hilarious, crazy, silly Facebook statuses and sayings. If you are looking for a funny status or funny saying, you can find them here.

current page = 52 //  1 ...  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  ... 59

Phrases you don't want connected to your name: morbidly obese, convicted pedophile, and politician. Any others? How about Tea Party Spokesman, creationist, bail, house arrest, "the torso of," disemboweled corpse, partial remains, solicitation, deadbeat, erectile, malpractice, defendant, flatulent, kleptomaniac, disgraced, rectal, decomposed, decapitated, terminal, malignant, president of the Justin Bieber Fab Club, parolee, convicted, unemployed, indigent, corpse, mauled, incontinent, Darwin Award Winner, once-great, departed, or republican (J) #thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 12.8.14 @ 13:45pm

If history repeats itself than I am SO getting a dinosaur. #thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 12.8.14 @ 13:44pm

First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club. #thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 12.8.14 @ 13:43pm

When I die, I'd like someone to keep updating my Facebook for me just to freak people out. Things like, "Hey, who knew they had a Chipotle up here?" #thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 12.8.14 @ 13:41pm

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. #thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 12.8.14 @ 13:40pm

A[r(cosθ+isinθ)] 1/n =r 1/n (cosθ+2kπ n +isinθ+2kπ n ) k=0,1,…,n−1 The first step is admiting you have a problem. #thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 12.8.14 @ 13:39pm

A friend of mine told me he got a new Thesaurus….Man, I wish I had a dinosaur too! #thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 12.8.14 @ 13:38pm

So what if I can't spell armaggedon?..... It's not the end of the world. .....#thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 12.8.14 @ 13:36pm

I just murdered a tree and put its decorated corpse on display in my living room. For Jesus.
Posted By: Evilbirdbath - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 12.8.14 @ 13:06pm

Don't judge a book by i'ts cover rather judge it by the number of i'ts pages.the more number of the pages the more boring it becomes
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 12.7.14 @ 10:05am

Check out our new Multiple Choice Trivia Site
whatever doesnt kill me, makes me all like"wow...datx wax close"
Posted By: emilia - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 12.7.14 @ 02:55am

Why is it when you wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all her friends rub her belly and say "Congratulations" but no one rubs your d**k and says "Good Job"?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 12.6.14 @ 19:40pm

Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my text.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 12.6.14 @ 19:20pm

Dear Sneeze, if you're gonna happen then happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 12.6.14 @ 19:17pm

Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 12.6.14 @ 19:11pm

"You Look Happy. Let Me See What I Can Do About That." - Life
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 12.5.14 @ 20:44pm

Trying to talk like Rocket Raccoon almost got me fired. My BOSS: Did you call in sick last night but was out at the bar? ME: That Is True. BOSS: You're Fired. ME: That Is Also T...Wait what?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 12.5.14 @ 20:42pm

My eating has been described as one having a Jowl Movement..........
Posted By: dave - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 12.5.14 @ 18:28pm

Got so drunk lastnite drop my phone somewhere in my car spent the last 2 hours using the flashlight on my phone to look for my phone..FML
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 12.5.14 @ 13:39pm

Well, i guess ill hit the sack,....then possibly go to bed
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 12.4.14 @ 07:42am

current page = 52 //  1 ...  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  ... 59



Leave a Silly Status below or Like Silly Statuses on Facebook

Category:

Posted by:

Status:

 

Note: Please keep comments relevant. Any content deemed inappropriate or offensive may be edited and/or deleted.