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I just murdered a tree and put its decorated corpse on display in my living room. For Jesus.
Posted By: Evilbirdbath - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 12.8.14 @ 13:06pm

Don't judge a book by i'ts cover rather judge it by the number of i'ts pages.the more number of the pages the more boring it becomes
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 12.7.14 @ 10:05am

whatever doesnt kill me, makes me all like"wow...datx wax close"
Posted By: emilia - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 12.7.14 @ 02:55am

Why is it when you wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all her friends rub her belly and say "Congratulations" but no one rubs your d**k and says "Good Job"?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 12.6.14 @ 19:40pm

Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my text.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 12.6.14 @ 19:20pm

Dear Sneeze, if you're gonna happen then happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 12.6.14 @ 19:17pm

Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 12.6.14 @ 19:11pm

"You Look Happy. Let Me See What I Can Do About That." - Life
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 12.5.14 @ 20:44pm

Trying to talk like Rocket Raccoon almost got me fired. My BOSS: Did you call in sick last night but was out at the bar? ME: That Is True. BOSS: You're Fired. ME: That Is Also T...Wait what?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 12.5.14 @ 20:42pm

My eating has been described as one having a Jowl Movement..........
Posted By: dave - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 12.5.14 @ 18:28pm

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Got so drunk lastnite drop my phone somewhere in my car spent the last 2 hours using the flashlight on my phone to look for my phone..FML
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 12.5.14 @ 13:39pm

Well, i guess ill hit the sack,....then possibly go to bed
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 12.4.14 @ 07:42am

I'm not Rihanna' I don't love the way you Lie
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 12.4.14 @ 05:52am

The problem with those spreading paranoia about "lone wolf isis" attacks is that they are describing pretty much every crazy ex wife
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 12.3.14 @ 23:33pm

Whenever a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch, just to let them know what I'm capable of.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 12.3.14 @ 22:49pm

Nothing says "I value our friendship despite how intolerable you've become to deal with on a regular basis" like the "unfollow" option.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 12.3.14 @ 13:27pm

I'm writing this from the hospital, ... don't worry he said that I would be fine.. and just so you know, the Tyson ball cleaner has a very misleading name ...
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 12.3.14 @ 13:01pm

FRIEND: I wasn't that drunk you know. ME: Dude, you were looking for your iphone with the flashlight ON your iphone..
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 12.3.14 @ 08:41am

How would you like your eggs? Boiled or fertilized.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 12.3.14 @ 01:58am

I am bad at multiple tasking. I can't even chew a gum and walk at the same time.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 12.3.14 @ 01:57am

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