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They say that every time you walk into a bar, the devil walks in with you. To that I say: He'll buy his own dam drinks!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 03.23.17 @ 14:31pm

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's seven years in a row now.
Posted By: Bear - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 03.21.17 @ 05:11am

Social media is one of the few scenarios where people enjoy being followed by strangers.
Posted By: Sage - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 03.13.17 @ 23:31pm

My kindle fire reads “50 shades of grey” to me. It’s like having an obscene phone call from Steven Hawking.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 03.11.17 @ 12:07pm

If my ex was a vegetable, she'd be a cabbitch.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.5.17 @ 16:26pm

You don't know this, but right after you leave the restaurant with your crying baby, the rest of us applaud.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.5.17 @ 16:23pm

Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.5.17 @ 14:45pm

I wonder if I'll ever be mature enough to use a stud finder without pointing it at myself and saying "There's one!"
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 03.4.17 @ 18:52pm

After I saw her family tree, I had the urge to buy a chainsaw and a log splitter.... the stump grinder is on back order
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 03.1.17 @ 07:06am

Do you ever look at your children and think "you are getting so grown, I swear I changed your diaper yesterday and now here you are ..... Changing mine?"
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 02.22.17 @ 12:14pm

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I applied for a job that says "no facial hair" and must admit that shaving one's eyebrows and lashes for work is a strange request.
Posted By: Sage - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.19.17 @ 21:35pm

Selfies, and drama, and memes oh my!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.19.17 @ 12:38pm

Marriage is something when a man and a woman become one...problem starts when they try to decide which one.
Posted By: gussyg - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.19.17 @ 08:02am

I'm recording an album called "My Sinuses Unplugged."
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 02.12.17 @ 08:02am

Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever.
Posted By: Bear - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 02.8.17 @ 12:23pm

Just think, I act this way without Drugs or Alcohol...........
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 02.4.17 @ 14:18pm

I hate it when my bladder goes off before the alarm clock.......
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 02.4.17 @ 14:18pm

Whenever someone at work complains that another employee did a half-assed job, I always have to wonder about the size of the ass. If the idiot's ass is huge, then a half-assed job is still quite a lot of work and if the job requires driving, then he's also hauling ass.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 02.2.17 @ 18:50pm

Happy Groundhog Day... does anyone have any recipies they would like to share?
Posted By: Don M - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 02.2.17 @ 18:32pm

You don't know the struggle unless you've used dish soap as shampoo.
Posted By: Ouijei - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 02.1.17 @ 01:01am

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