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It's ironi, I can't afford my gym membership anymore because I need to tighten my belt.
Posted By: Gregg - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 10.24.14 @ 19:00pm

I went to the "Friendly Loan Company." They told me that they were in fact friendly, but not promiscuous.
Posted By: gregg - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 10.24.14 @ 18:58pm

I accept that we only go around once in life, but what I hate is the centrifugal force.
Posted By: Gregg - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 10.24.14 @ 18:57pm

The problem with political parties is that each are only conerned by their base, when they should be concerned about home plate.
Posted By: Gregg - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 10.24.14 @ 18:55pm

if you want to make your kids laugh...go home
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 10.24.14 @ 11:23am

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