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Life is like trying to get the brownie out of a TV dinner in one piece...
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 09.21.16 @ 09:00am
it's really funny how they say that music reaches the heart and soul... but they didn't say it reached the brain.
Posted By: YonakaHouseki - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.20.16 @ 18:54pm
Facebook understands that some human beings are like chemicals, they must react
Posted By: Nalis - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.20.16 @ 14:53pm
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. (Jim Carrey) #thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.20.16 @ 07:56am
I’m sure a lot of people feel stupid for cashing in their retirement account early, especially when it is at the Coinstar machine... #thedailyjeff (More at thedailyjeff.net)
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.19.16 @ 06:49am
People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous. #thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.16.16 @ 09:19am
I wonder how many of those drug-sniffing dogs have to go to rehab. (an.) #thedailyjeff (more at thedailyjeff.net)
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 09.15.16 @ 07:41am
I don't know About You, But My Favorite Machine At The Gym is the Vending Machine!
Posted By: Squirrel Nutz - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 09.14.16 @ 14:27pm
Just Posting this to see if its this easy lol
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 09.14.16 @ 12:56pm
Saw deodorant at the store that said “Dermatologist tested.” I’m thinking great, at least they are no longer testing on rabbits anymore. #thedailyjeff (More at thedailyjeff.net)
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 09.13.16 @ 07:17am
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Working on my 32 point plan to be more spontaneous. Any suggestions? #thedailyjeff (more at thedailyjeff.net)
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.12.16 @ 09:11am
Why aren't boner pills called "Addcock?" #thedailyjeff
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 09.7.16 @ 09:44am
Dolly Parton was arrested for drug possession today. Police said it was the bigest bust they've seen in years...
Posted By: Brian Smith - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 09.3.16 @ 17:46pm
You should really think about getting a new Dr when you are sitting in the waiting room and look over and see a dead plant.
Posted By: coolguy bearup - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.2.16 @ 12:15pm
People who say a women is the weaker sex has never tried to get the covers back off her in the middle of the night!
Posted By: coolguy bearup - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.2.16 @ 12:09pm
Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the battery is dead?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 09.1.16 @ 16:28pm
I've gotten to that age where nothing fits right anymore. Even my birthday suit looks like it needs ironing... (An.) #thedailyjeff (More at thedailyjeff.net)
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 09.1.16 @ 12:17pm
Apparently, it is insensitive to walk into a nursing home dressed as the Grim Reaper......................
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 08.31.16 @ 15:50pm
I’ll give up my thesaurus when you pry it from my frigid, frosty, frozen, cadaverous, lifeless, stiff, defunct extremities. (Robert Zunick) #thedailyjeff (More at thedailyjeff.net)
Posted By: #thedailyjeff - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 08.30.16 @ 08:32am
I hate how chocolate immediatly melt on my fingers... I mean, Am i that hot?
Posted By: Young boy - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.29.16 @ 12:31pm