Why don't blondes make Kool-Aid? Because they can't figure out how to get those 2 quarts of water into that small pouch.

How do you know your secretary is a blonde? There is white-out on the computer screen.

A blonde comes into work on a Friday with the letters TGIF written on the top of both of her shoes. Her boss looks down and says "TGIF, Thank God it's Friday. That's funny!" "No" she says, "Toes go in First".

Why does a blonde have tilt steering in her car? More head room.......

What is the first thing a blonde does when she wakes up in the morning? Go home.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? An interpreter.

How do you get a one arm blonde out of a tree? Wave at her...

2 blondes were walking through an orchard, the first blonde says "wow look theres an orange", the other blonde replies "really?? what colour??"

If a blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff, who would hit the ground first?.......... the brunette, because the blond will be to busy asking for directions.

What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios? OMG Donut seeds!

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How do you keep a blonde busy? Tell her to sit in the corner of a circular room.

Friend : I wonder what's happening next door. Blonde : I am sure it's Tuyu's birthday. Friend : How do you know it's Tuyu's birthday? Blonde : I heard them singing Happy Birthday Tuyu.

How does a blonde make cookies? She gets some cookies.

Why did the blonde get fired from the gas station? She thought she was supposed to use her own gas.

A group of kids in halloween costumes walk up to a blonde's house. The blonde answers the door and says "Trick or treat! Can I have some candy?"

When someone told a blonde to "Fight fire with fire" she said "Wouldn't that make it worse?

Why did the zombie refuse to eat the blonde? The zombie told her he couldn't find any brains.

What do you call 10 blondes standing in a line? A wind tunnel!

there is a blonde rowing in a boat out in a field and another blonde comes along and yells out to her you are the reason why us blondes get bad names if i could swim i would swim out there and kick your ass

Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.