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Why don't blondes make Kool-Aid? Because they can't figure out how to get those 2 quarts of water into that small pouch.
Category: blonde joke update on Tuesday, 10.28.14 @ 07:31am

How do you know your secretary is a blonde? There is white-out on the computer screen.
Category: blonde joke update on Wednesday, 09.10.14 @ 11:16am

A blonde comes into work on a Friday with the letters TGIF written on the top of both of her shoes. Her boss looks down and says "TGIF, Thank God it's Friday. That's funny!" "No" she says, "Toes go in First".
Category: blonde joke update on Wednesday, 09.10.14 @ 11:15am

Why does a blonde have tilt steering in her car? More head room.......
Category: blonde joke update on Wednesday, 09.10.14 @ 11:13am

What is the first thing a blonde does when she wakes up in the morning? Go home.
Category: blonde joke update on Wednesday, 09.10.14 @ 11:13am

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? An interpreter.
Category: blonde joke update on Wednesday, 09.10.14 @ 11:12am

How do you get a one arm blonde out of a tree? Wave at her...
Category: blonde joke update on Tuesday, 06.24.14 @ 10:00am

2 blondes were walking through an orchard, the first blonde says "wow look theres an orange", the other blonde replies "really?? what colour??"
Category: blonde joke update on Saturday, 03.8.14 @ 23:12pm

If a blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff, who would hit the ground first?.......... the brunette, because the blond will be to busy asking for directions.
Category: blonde joke update on Saturday, 03.8.14 @ 23:09pm

What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios? OMG Donut seeds!
Category: blonde joke update on Tuesday, 11.12.13 @ 19:29pm

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How do you keep a blonde busy? Tell her to sit in the corner of a circular room.
Category: blonde joke update on Tuesday, 11.12.13 @ 19:25pm

Friend : I wonder what's happening next door. Blonde : I am sure it's Tuyu's birthday. Friend : How do you know it's Tuyu's birthday? Blonde : I heard them singing Happy Birthday Tuyu.
Category: blonde joke update on Sunday, 08.11.13 @ 10:25am

How does a blonde make cookies? She gets some cookies.
Category: blonde joke update on Tuesday, 07.30.13 @ 19:01pm

Why did the blonde get fired from the gas station? She thought she was supposed to use her own gas.
Category: blonde joke update on Tuesday, 07.30.13 @ 18:42pm

A group of kids in halloween costumes walk up to a blonde's house. The blonde answers the door and says "Trick or treat! Can I have some candy?"
Category: blonde joke update on Tuesday, 07.30.13 @ 03:11am

When someone told a blonde to "Fight fire with fire" she said "Wouldn't that make it worse?
Category: blonde joke update on Tuesday, 07.30.13 @ 02:56am

Why did the zombie refuse to eat the blonde? The zombie told her he couldn't find any brains.
Category: blonde joke update on Tuesday, 07.30.13 @ 02:43am

What do you call 10 blondes standing in a line? A wind tunnel!
Category: blonde joke update on Friday, 06.28.13 @ 23:55pm

there is a blonde rowing in a boat out in a field and another blonde comes along and yells out to her you are the reason why us blondes get bad names if i could swim i would swim out there and kick your ass
Category: blonde joke update on Thursday, 01.17.13 @ 08:43am

Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.
Category: blonde joke update on Sunday, 01.6.13 @ 01:12am

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