there is a blonde rowing in a boat out in a field and another blonde comes along and yells out to her you are the reason why us blondes get bad names if i could swim i would swim out there and kick your ass

Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.

BLONDE: "What does GTG mean?" BRUNETTE: "Got to go." BLONDE: "Ugh! Every time I ask someone they have to leave!"

Teacher: we are going to learn about the food chain. Blonde:Ew. who eats chains?!

how do you kill a blonde? put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000 leagues under the sea? He said that he loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams.

Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? To cover up the valve stem.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Proofreading.

How many blonds does it take to make Chocolate Chip Cookies? 5, 1 to mix the batter and 4 to squeeze the rabbit.

What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? The back of her head.

Why do blondes take the pill? So they know what day of the week it is.

Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

What do smart Blondes and UFO's have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them.

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Were you ever a Blonde?" "Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champ.

Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

Why did the dumb blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? So her male would get delivered to the right box.

Did you hear about the blonde who died drinking milk? The cow fell on her.

Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? Under "Home Improvements."

What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air pockets.