NEWSFLASH: Blonde girl fired from Banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones.

Why do blondes leave empty milk cartons in the fridge? In case someone wants black coffee.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a round room, and tell her to sit in a corner.

How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.

How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on top of her.

What happened to the Blonde Tap Dancer? She fell in the sink.

Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? More leg-room!

What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground? An air mattress.

Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissue out of the box.

Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.

Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? (With a rocking of the head from side to side) Well...Like, I dunno!

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? An airbag.

What did the blonde say when her boyfriend blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill, honey.

It's with tremendous sadness that I report a local blonde girl has lost 95% of her brains....yes, her husband just died.

What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? They both swallowed a lot of semen.

Did you hear about the blonde bear? Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck.

Did you hear about the blonde who was all excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months? Because on the box it said from 2-4 years

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why is it a blonde can not have more than a 10 minutes lunchbreak? Because otherwise you have to retrain her.