Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? In case she locks the keys in her car.

What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? Double-dumb.

What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? Brain tumor.

Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate.

Why do blondes work seven days a week? So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket? A rebel without a clue.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? It swells at night.

How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer? There is white-out all over the monitor.

Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap? She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

It's with great tragedy that I report my blonde next door neighbour tried to kill her toy poodle. She tried putting batteries in it.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings? Tell them a joke on Friday night.