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BLONDE: "What does GTG mean?" BRUNETTE: "Got to go." BLONDE: "Ugh! Every time I ask someone they have to leave!"
Category: blonde joke update on Saturday, 04.7.12 @ 15:52pm

Teacher: we are going to learn about the food chain. Blonde:Ew. who eats chains?!
Category: blonde joke update on Sunday, 02.19.12 @ 13:20pm

how do you kill a blonde? put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool
Category: blonde joke update on Sunday, 02.19.12 @ 13:17pm

Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000 leagues under the sea? He said that he loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams.
Category: blonde joke update on Thursday, 02.16.12 @ 19:13pm

Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? To cover up the valve stem.
Category: blonde joke update on Thursday, 02.16.12 @ 19:12pm

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Proofreading.
Category: blonde joke update on Thursday, 02.16.12 @ 19:11pm

How many blonds does it take to make Chocolate Chip Cookies? 5, 1 to mix the batter and 4 to squeeze the rabbit.
Category: blonde joke update on Thursday, 02.16.12 @ 19:11pm

What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? The back of her head.
Category: blonde joke update on Thursday, 02.16.12 @ 19:11pm

Why do blondes take the pill? So they know what day of the week it is.
Category: blonde joke update on Thursday, 02.16.12 @ 19:11pm

Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Category: blonde joke update on Thursday, 02.16.12 @ 19:11pm

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What do smart Blondes and UFO's have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them.
Category: blonde joke update on Thursday, 02.16.12 @ 19:10pm

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Were you ever a Blonde?" "Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"
Category: blonde joke update on Thursday, 02.16.12 @ 19:10pm

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champ.
Category: blonde joke update on Thursday, 02.16.12 @ 19:10pm

Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Category: blonde joke update on Thursday, 02.16.12 @ 19:10pm

Why did the dumb blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Category: blonde joke update on Thursday, 02.16.12 @ 19:10pm

Did you hear about the blonde who died drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
Category: blonde joke update on Thursday, 02.16.12 @ 19:10pm

Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? Under "Home Improvements."
Category: blonde joke update on Thursday, 02.16.12 @ 19:10pm

What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air pockets.
Category: blonde joke update on Thursday, 02.16.12 @ 19:09pm

Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Category: blonde joke update on Thursday, 02.16.12 @ 19:09pm

How did the blonde explain how his helicopter crashed? He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.
Category: blonde joke update on Thursday, 02.16.12 @ 19:09pm

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