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Every loaf of bread is a tragic story about a field of grain that could have become beer but didn't.
Category: funny drinking status update on Sunday, 09.30.18 @ 13:09pm

Drinking rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic!
Category: funny drinking status update on Sunday, 09.30.18 @ 13:08pm

If you get excited that jumping on the bed won't spill the wineglass on the other side, you're probably an alcoholic.
Category: funny drinking status update on Sunday, 09.30.18 @ 13:05pm

Lobster tail and beer are three of my favorite things!
Category: funny drinking status update on Sunday, 09.30.18 @ 13:03pm

I hate when Iím walking into the gym and the wind blows me into the liquor store.
Category: funny drinking status update on Saturday, 06.9.18 @ 06:44am

I can't wait for the day when my kids are old enough that I can drink with them and not because of them.
Category: funny drinking status update on Saturday, 06.9.18 @ 06:41am

You call it "Blacking Out" I call it a "Surprise Nap"
Category: funny drinking status update on Saturday, 05.19.18 @ 09:02am

Imagine how out of control drinking would if we didn't have hangovers
Category: funny drinking status update on Saturday, 05.19.18 @ 09:02am

Hard liquor because I don't don't have time or patience to sit around drinking 9 bottles of wine every day
Category: funny drinking status update on Saturday, 05.19.18 @ 09:01am

"No I donít need any help. I know more about booze than you do" - Me to the liquor store clerk
Category: funny drinking status update on Sunday, 05.6.18 @ 12:43pm

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Running shoes? No, I don't run. These are my "better hurry up the liquor store is about to close" shoes.
Category: funny drinking status update on Sunday, 05.6.18 @ 12:41pm

Fruit cocktail is the most disappointing of all the cocktails.
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 04.11.18 @ 18:28pm

If you mix vodka, orange juice and milk of magnesia... Do you get a Phillips screwdriver?
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 04.11.18 @ 18:28pm

It's amazing how different the phrases "alcohol free" and "free alcohol" are.
Category: funny drinking status update on Saturday, 02.17.18 @ 12:24pm

Saying I have a drinking problem is like saying Bruce Lee had a kung fu problem, it's not a problem if you're good at it.
Category: funny drinking status update on Saturday, 02.17.18 @ 12:21pm

My panic room is a walk-in beer cooler at the liquor store.
Category: funny drinking status update on Sunday, 01.28.18 @ 10:39am

As a man I am so thankful I don't have to give birth. I could never go nine months without drinking.
Category: funny drinking status update on Sunday, 01.14.18 @ 23:53pm

For once Iíd like to get kicked into a bar
Category: funny drinking status update on Saturday, 12.23.17 @ 14:39pm

You know whatís easy? ... Opening another beer
Category: funny drinking status update on Sunday, 06.4.17 @ 12:07pm

Of all the advice given to me over the years, ďThere really is no bad time for a beerĒ has proved to be the most helpful.
Category: funny drinking status update on Sunday, 02.12.17 @ 09:51am

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