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At my age I can no longer function without my glasses. Especially when they're empty.
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.16 @ 17:53pm

First Rule of Camping: Put up the tent before you start drinking.
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 04.6.16 @ 15:12pm

You really understand how drunk you are when you're peeing...
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 04.6.16 @ 15:10pm

Sometimes you run into people who change your life forever ... Bartenders, they are called bartenders.
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 03.30.16 @ 16:49pm

If you put Root Beer in a square glass do you get Beer?
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 03.23.16 @ 16:58pm

Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form.
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 03.16.16 @ 18:27pm

I'm in a good place right now. Not emotionally....just that I'm at the liquor store.
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 02.24.16 @ 17:45pm

There's a big difference between knowing what time the liquor store closes, and what time it opens.
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 02.24.16 @ 17:40pm

Being in the doghouse isn't so bad if there's enough beer in the bowl.
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 12.16.15 @ 16:01pm

Look, all I'm saying is that the dinosaurs didn't drink alcohol and look what happened to them.
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 12.16.15 @ 15:57pm

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I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge.
Category: funny drinking status update on Monday, 10.5.15 @ 17:44pm

As a man I am so thankful I don't have to give birth. I could never go nine months without drinking.
Category: funny drinking status update on Monday, 10.5.15 @ 17:41pm

Drinking Tip: Never buy the first round cause that's when people care what they're drinking!
Category: funny drinking status update on Monday, 09.7.15 @ 15:03pm

Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?
Category: funny drinking status update on Monday, 08.24.15 @ 16:46pm

My favorite moment is the 5 minutes every day when coffee overlaps with wine.
Category: funny drinking status update on Monday, 08.24.15 @ 16:44pm

My favorite part of Summer is the booze. Coincidentally, that's my favorite part of the other 3 seasons, too.
Category: funny drinking status update on Monday, 08.3.15 @ 14:44pm

Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could've become beer, but didn't
Category: funny drinking status update on Monday, 07.27.15 @ 14:35pm

I feel like there should be more breakfast beers on the market.
Category: funny drinking status update on Sunday, 06.14.15 @ 14:54pm

I'm sorry, I live in the U.S. so I don't really get the metric system. How much exactly is "in moderation"?
Category: funny drinking status update on Saturday, 06.6.15 @ 13:10pm

The problem with drinking with people from work is they're the ones I bitch about when I'm drunk.
Category: funny drinking status update on Monday, 06.1.15 @ 03:37am

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