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If life was easy, we wouldn't need alcohol.
Category: funny drinking status update on Saturday, 05.10.14 @ 09:35am

Today we salute Vodka~ruining family reunions and supporting hilarious 'hold my drink' moments for 50 years...
Category: funny drinking status update on Saturday, 05.10.14 @ 09:33am

I'm one more bottle of wine away from starting a blog.
Category: funny drinking status update on Friday, 05.9.14 @ 19:21pm

I add "Drink Beer" to my weekend to-do list so I know I'll at least get one thing done.
Category: funny drinking status update on Friday, 05.9.14 @ 10:26am

I'm surrounded by sex addicts & alcoholics...So glad I found you all.
Category: funny drinking status update on Friday, 05.9.14 @ 10:22am

If booze isn't the answer, then your question sucks.
Category: funny drinking status update on Thursday, 05.8.14 @ 10:14am

Drunk is when you feel sophisticated but canít pronounce it.
Category: funny drinking status update on Thursday, 05.8.14 @ 10:14am

I've grown up a lot recently. For example, I used to drink beer all day and now I drink wine.
Category: funny drinking status update on Thursday, 05.8.14 @ 10:12am

I'll always be here for you ... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I'll be over there for you.
Category: funny drinking status update on Monday, 05.5.14 @ 08:27am

Do you think that the guy that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?
Category: funny drinking status update on Saturday, 05.3.14 @ 09:28am

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I was gonna call you... but I'm still sober.
Category: funny drinking status update on Friday, 05.2.14 @ 08:59am

I'm surrounded by sex addicts & alcoholics. So glad I found y'all.
Category: funny drinking status update on Friday, 05.2.14 @ 08:59am

It's as if none of these people have ever seen a beer hat at the gym before.
Category: funny drinking status update on Friday, 05.2.14 @ 08:57am

Is anyone else's alcohol tolerance too high for their paycheck?
Category: funny drinking status update on Thursday, 05.1.14 @ 10:19am

I don't have the blood alcohol level to deal with you
Category: funny drinking status update on Thursday, 05.1.14 @ 10:19am

Guinness for breakfast because its Ireland somewhere.
Category: funny drinking status update on Thursday, 05.1.14 @ 10:18am

Which one of you is Moderation? I keep getting told we need to drink together.
Category: funny drinking status update on Thursday, 05.1.14 @ 10:18am

My favorite drinking game is drinking.
Category: funny drinking status update on Thursday, 05.1.14 @ 10:17am

If the Dollar Store ever starts selling alcohol....drinks are on me.
Category: funny drinking status update on Thursday, 05.1.14 @ 10:15am

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 04.30.14 @ 08:34am

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