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You know what’s easy? ... Opening another beer
Category: funny drinking status update on Sunday, 06.4.17 @ 12:07pm
Of all the advice given to me over the years, “There really is no bad time for a beer” has proved to be the most helpful.
Category: funny drinking status update on Sunday, 02.12.17 @ 09:51am
My favorite holiday spirit is poured over ice.
Category: funny Drinking status update on Monday, 12.26.16 @ 12:20pm
I put the whiskey in another room ... Exercise regimen established.
Category: funny drinking status update on Sunday, 10.30.16 @ 12:07pm
I twisted my ankle playing vodka last night.. Next question
Category: funny drinking status update on Sunday, 08.7.16 @ 10:36am
Being clean and sober means i’ve showered and am heading to the liquor store.
Category: funny drinking status update on Monday, 06.20.16 @ 08:29am
At my age I can no longer function without my glasses. Especially when they're empty.
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.16 @ 17:53pm
First Rule of Camping: Put up the tent before you start drinking.
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 04.6.16 @ 15:12pm
You really understand how drunk you are when you're peeing...
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 04.6.16 @ 15:10pm
Sometimes you run into people who change your life forever ... Bartenders, they are called bartenders.
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 03.30.16 @ 16:49pm
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If you put Root Beer in a square glass do you get Beer?
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 03.23.16 @ 16:58pm
Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form.
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 03.16.16 @ 18:27pm
I'm in a good place right now. Not emotionally....just that I'm at the liquor store.
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 02.24.16 @ 17:45pm
There's a big difference between knowing what time the liquor store closes, and what time it opens.
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 02.24.16 @ 17:40pm
Being in the doghouse isn't so bad if there's enough beer in the bowl.
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 12.16.15 @ 16:01pm
Look, all I'm saying is that the dinosaurs didn't drink alcohol and look what happened to them.
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 12.16.15 @ 15:57pm
I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge.
Category: funny drinking status update on Monday, 10.5.15 @ 17:44pm
As a man I am so thankful I don't have to give birth. I could never go nine months without drinking.
Category: funny drinking status update on Monday, 10.5.15 @ 17:41pm
Drinking Tip: Never buy the first round cause that's when people care what they're drinking!
Category: funny drinking status update on Monday, 09.7.15 @ 15:03pm
Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?
Category: funny drinking status update on Monday, 08.24.15 @ 16:46pm