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My tombstone will probably say, "Dead, but finally sober".
Category: funny drinking status update on Monday, 04.15.13 @ 11:20am

Any hedge can be a maze if you are drunk enough.
Category: funny drinking status update on Monday, 04.15.13 @ 08:06am

Wine: How classy people get trashed.
Category: funny drinking status update on Saturday, 04.13.13 @ 08:11am

Drinking doesn’t make me post better Facebook status updates; it just makes me not care what you think of them…
Category: funny drinking status update on Saturday, 04.13.13 @ 08:09am

I told my family that I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle…So, they got up, unplugged my computer, and threw out my wine.
Category: funny drinking status update on Saturday, 04.13.13 @ 08:08am

Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. A broken heart makes you wiser. And alcohol makes you not remember any of that sh!t.
Category: funny drinking status update on Thursday, 04.11.13 @ 07:26am

You say you don't need to drink to have fun. All I'm hearing is designated driver.
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 04.10.13 @ 08:16am

Step aside coffee, this job is going to take hard liquor.
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 04.10.13 @ 08:14am

3 shots of vodka can erase 8 hours of rage in 15 minutes. That’s all the math you really need to know.
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 04.10.13 @ 08:12am

Dude, I see you are enjoying a cold Bud Light Lime-a-Rita .... I'm going to assume that's your smart car parked outside.
Category: funny drinking status update on Monday, 04.8.13 @ 14:18pm

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“Yes” is a perfectly legitimate response when asked how many drinks you’ve consumed.
Category: funny drinking status update on Monday, 04.8.13 @ 07:42am

Nothing shall separate me from the love of beer...
Category: funny drinking status update on Thursday, 04.4.13 @ 12:30pm

The drunker I get, the more dance moves I know.
Category: funny drinking status update on Wednesday, 04.3.13 @ 19:39pm

If you see a guy with no arms and your first thought is “My God how does he drink his beer??”, You might be an alcoholic.
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 04.2.13 @ 15:49pm

Alcoholic? No. Self-appointed booze quality control technician? Yes.
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 04.2.13 @ 07:36am

I puked in the backseat of my friend's brand new Mustang in the Fall of 1989. There wasn't any social networking back then, so I'm telling you all now...
Category: funny drinking status update on Monday, 04.1.13 @ 16:14pm

I’m drinking something. I'll give you a hint: It starts with a B and rhymes with....um..... “beer.”
Category: funny drinking status update on Sunday, 03.31.13 @ 18:27pm

I'd like to thank the bars for being there for me.
Category: funny drinking status update on Sunday, 03.31.13 @ 18:27pm

Nothing good ever came from drinking things that are on fire.
Category: funny drinking status update on Sunday, 03.31.13 @ 07:53am

That weirdo that comes into bars and tries to sell roses would make a lot more money if he sold tacos.
Category: funny drinking status update on Friday, 03.29.13 @ 08:08am

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