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You look like I need another drink
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

It doesnīt matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

If you canīt afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you donīt know where you are.
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

you canīt drink all day if you donīt start in the morning
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

In case I drink too much and pass out for a while, Merry Christmas you guys.
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I found $40 in my jeans. The kid in me says "Buy dart guns and candy", but the adult in me says "Buy vodka, dart guns and candy".
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

If I werenīt such an alcoholic I would throw my drink in your face
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

If at first you donīt succeed ..... buy her another drink
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

How much tequila goes into mashed potatoes again?
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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