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gets drunk on one drink. The trouble is, I can´t remember if it´s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

That "No alcohol beyond this point." sign might as well say "I bet you can´t chug that whole beer!"
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Let´s drink tequila till you don´t remember what I suggest next..
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Dear Alcohol, Will you be my valentine? ?
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

So Monday and Tuesday sucked. But, with the right mix of caffeine, alcohol and mushrooms, Wednesday doesn´t even have to happen at all.
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Part of me says I can´t keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, "Don´t listen to that guy. He´s drunk."
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Non alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Sometimes to much to drink is never enough
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

You look like I need another drink
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

It doesn´t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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If you can´t afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don´t know where you are.
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

you can´t drink all day if you don´t start in the morning
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

In case I drink too much and pass out for a while, Merry Christmas you guys.
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I found $40 in my jeans. The kid in me says "Buy dart guns and candy", but the adult in me says "Buy vodka, dart guns and candy".
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

If I weren´t such an alcoholic I would throw my drink in your face
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

If at first you don´t succeed ..... buy her another drink
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

How much tequila goes into mashed potatoes again?
Category: funny drinking status update on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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