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she or he
Category: funny joke update on Sunday, 05.22.16 @ 23:40pm

sweet
Category: funny joke update on Saturday, 03.5.16 @ 02:17am

Life is like a MOVIE If u r sad DRAMA If u r afraid SUSPENSE If u r angry ACTION When u look at the mirror HORROR
Category: funny joke update on Sunday, 05.10.15 @ 00:24am

If money was grown on trees,women would be dating monkeys!
Category: funny joke update on Tuesday, 03.24.15 @ 00:48am

A man climbed into a bus and the driver asked"where are you going to" the man replied "to the back seat"
Category: funny joke update on Saturday, 01.10.15 @ 03:35am

Qtn: Why Does A Bumble Bee Keep Honey Under Its Pillow? Ans: To Have Sweet Dreams
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 12.26.14 @ 04:26am

where does a snowman keep his money? In a snowbank
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 12.3.14 @ 16:38pm

If You Ever Get Caught Sleeping On The Job... Slowly Raise Your Head And Say 'in Jesus' Name, Amen'
Category: funny joke update on Tuesday, 09.30.14 @ 13:29pm

When I was a kid, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French” just after a swear word... I’ll never forget my first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French..
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 09.25.14 @ 19:19pm

What you call a blind dinosaur? a "Do-you-think-he-saw-us"
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 08.27.14 @ 15:58pm

Check out our new Multiple Choice Trivia Site
There once was a magical cliff and below that was a magical sea. When you jump of the cliff you say what you want to be and you turn into that. The first guy jumped off and wished to be a fish. The second guy jumped off and wished to be a shark. The third guy tripped over a rock and said "oh shit" and he turned into. A turd.
Category: funny joke update on Tuesday, 08.5.14 @ 22:28pm

A couple had been out shopping for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realised that her husband had disappeared. She was so angry, she rang his mobile and asked, "Where are you?!" In a calm voice, he replied, "Darling, do you remember the jewellery shop we went into 5 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford and I said one day when I had enough money, I would get it for you?" She smiled and her eyes filled with tears, "yes, my love I remember." "Well I'm in the pub next door to that."
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 07.24.14 @ 23:46pm

A young woman goes to confession. ‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned,’ she says. ‘Last night my boyfriend made love to me seven times.’ ‘My child,’ replies the priest. ‘You must go home and suck the juice of seven lemons.’ ‘And will that absolve me?’ asks the woman. ‘No,’ replies the priest. ‘But it might take that smug look off your face.’
Category: funny joke update on Sunday, 06.15.14 @ 02:07am

I went out on a date and we walked past this new posh restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" I asked. "Incredible!" Being a nice guy, he said "I'll treat you, baby" So we walked past the restaurant again...
Category: funny joke update on Saturday, 05.10.14 @ 00:37am

Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap, yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 05.9.14 @ 21:52pm

My boss texted me, “Send me one of your funny jokes.” I replied, “I’m working at the moment, I will send you one later.” He replied, “That was fantastic, send me another one."
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 05.9.14 @ 21:45pm

Q.Why is money called dough? A.Bcoz we all knead it.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 05.1.14 @ 02:01am

Guyz just imagine how easy physics would have been! If instead of an apple, the whole tree would have droped on him!
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 04.10.14 @ 03:38am

what do you call a man who lays in front of your door all day? mat
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 04.4.14 @ 19:02pm

what do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan
Category: funny joke update on Monday, 03.24.14 @ 10:33am

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