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What do you call Batman and Robin after being run over by a steam roller? Flatman and Ribbon
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.28.14 @ 12:33pm
Being single is like a vacuum, It sucks when your turned on.
Category: funny joke update on Monday, 02.24.14 @ 16:54pm
What do you call a fish with no eyes?? A fsh.
Category: funny joke update on Tuesday, 01.14.14 @ 13:57pm
I'm always right, except for when I'm wrong.
Category: funny joke update on Monday, 12.30.13 @ 21:04pm
okay so 10 blondes come into a bar, and they are all chanting "51 days! 51 days!" and they all order some drinks, and then five more come in doing the same thing, and one of them puts a cookie monster puzzle on the bar counter. puzzled, (no pun intended) the bar tender goes over and asks what's going on, and the blonde he asked says "we proved blondes aren't dumb, the puzzle said 1-2 years, but we solved it in 51 days!"
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 12.26.13 @ 19:26pm
Okay so I was on this airplane once and the pilot came on the speaker and said the usual things. "We'll be traveling at about 5,000 feet..." or something like that. So then he puts down the microphone without turning the speaker off and he turns to to co-pilot and say, "Man right now I could use a good blow job and a cup of coffee." Well this flight attendent goes zooming up the aile to tell the pilot that the speakers on and this guy in the back yells after her, "Hey toot's don't forget the cup of Coffee!"
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 12.13.13 @ 07:17am
Wife: Baby, I need something that goes from 0 to 100 kph in one second. Husband: Ok baby you gift is outside. Wife:(starts crying). Husband: But baby you wanted a scale, right?
Category: funny joke update on Saturday, 11.23.13 @ 14:06pm
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a Ghost? Bamboo
Category: funny joke update on Tuesday, 11.19.13 @ 11:12am
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands...
Category: funny joke update on Monday, 11.18.13 @ 10:01am
Some boy scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend, "We might as well give up. They're coming after us with flashlights. lol 4rm Zonke in Katlehong.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 11.8.13 @ 02:07am
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Did you hear the one about the skeleton who walked into a bar and asked for a beer and a mop?
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 10.23.13 @ 21:32pm
Wanna hear a vaccum joke? nevermind, it sucks
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 10.23.13 @ 15:23pm
what's black and white,black and white,black and white?a penguin rolling down a hill.
Category: funny joke update on Saturday, 09.21.13 @ 08:25am
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, It's too cheesy.
Category: funny joke update on Sunday, 09.8.13 @ 08:39am
Did you hear the joke about the giraffe? Nevermind, it's way over your head.
Category: funny joke update on Sunday, 09.8.13 @ 08:01am
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?-you're too young to smoke!
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 08.15.13 @ 13:19pm
When I said I needed gas for my car, I didn't want it home made.
Category: funny joke update on Tuesday, 07.30.13 @ 18:45pm
What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 07.26.13 @ 10:06am
How do you organise a party in space? You planet.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 07.26.13 @ 10:05am
What do ya call a Chicken in a shellsuit? AN EGG :D Lfc
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 07.26.13 @ 06:45am