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What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get the clock fixed.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 06:57am

What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 06:52am

Why was everyone so tired on April 1st? They had just finished a March of 31 days.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 06:48am

Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? She had her baby in the spring.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 06:44am

What kind of button won't unbutton? A bellybutton!
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 06:39am

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A bed
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 06:35am

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 06:31am

What fruit teases you a lot? A ba na..na..na..na..na!
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 06:26am

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Sir!
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 06:22am

How many letters are in the alphabet? Nineteen. Because ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 06:18am

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Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 06:13am

How can you tell if a planet is married? It has a ring around it.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 06:09am

What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 06:05am

Why did the alien want to leave the party? The atmosphere wasn't right.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 06:01am

Where can you obtain virgin wool? Really ugly sheep.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 05:56am

Why can't a woman ask her brother for help? Because he can't be a brother and assist her too.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 05:52am

What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake!
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 05:48am

Why don't acrobats work in the winter? They only do Summer-saults.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 05:43am

What did one magnet say to the other magnet? "I find you very attractive."
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 05:39am

Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken!
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 05:35am

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