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What does a Mexican lay before laying carpet? ...... Undalay undalay
Category: funny joke update on Sunday, 07.21.13 @ 23:59pm

What does a drunk man say to sky? Dude, you so high.
Category: funny joke update on Monday, 07.15.13 @ 00:48am

When does 2+2=8? When you don't know how to do addition.
Category: funny joke update on Sunday, 07.14.13 @ 23:58pm

why did the 1 handed man cross the road ?to go 2 the second handed shop
Category: funny joke update on Saturday, 07.13.13 @ 10:10am

Why didn't Han Solo enjoy his steak? It was chewie.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 07.11.13 @ 08:46am

Did I tell you about the time I made a bet with the butcher that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf? He said, "I won't take that bet; the steaks are too high".
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 07.11.13 @ 08:40am

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing. ha ha ha
Category: funny joke update on Sunday, 07.7.13 @ 18:14pm

A little boy went into his parents room and found his mum bouncing on his dad up and down. When she saw her son, she quickly jumped down and was worried cause of what her son saw..so the little boy asked his mum "mummy what you doing"? And she said "well you know your dad has a big stomach, so sometimes I help go on him and help him flatten it"...then the small boy said "mummy you are wasting your time" and she asked "why is that" and he said "anytime you go shopping, the lady next door comes to his room, goes on her knees and always blows it back up.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 07.4.13 @ 13:55pm

Italian : Last night I massaged my wife with the finest olive oil,then we made love and I made her scream non stop for 5 minutes. French : Last night I massaged my wife with special aphrodisiac oil,then we made passionate love. I made her scream for 15 minutes. Indian : That's nothing last night I massaged my wife with Ghee,then made love and made her scream for 2hours. Italian and French, astonished : 2hours ! How ? Indian : I wiped my hands on the curtains
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 06.19.13 @ 10:49am

How many balls of string would it take to go from New York to California? One if it's long enough.
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 06.19.13 @ 09:17am

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What do you call a person who is sick of classes? - Classick
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 05.23.13 @ 03:06am

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women hahaha
Category: funny joke status update on Tuesday, 05.7.13 @ 13:36pm

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?… Dead ends
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 03.21.13 @ 07:18am

What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.28.13 @ 17:03pm

What’s the difference between a Pick Pocketer and a Peeping Tom…..A Pick Pocketer snatches watches
Category: funny joke update on Tuesday, 02.26.13 @ 16:11pm

if u notice my notice u will notice that my notice is not noticible...
Category: funny joke update on Sunday, 02.10.13 @ 08:33am

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
Category: funny joke update on Monday, 02.4.13 @ 21:34pm

What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife? A knife has a point.
Category: funny joke update on Monday, 02.4.13 @ 05:04am

Why can't you here a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "P" is silent.
Category: funny joke update on Sunday, 02.3.13 @ 12:30pm

what is larger than a castle and lighter than a feather? a castle's shadow
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 04.5.12 @ 23:33pm

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