What falls regularly although never gets hurt? Rain

What's the saddest part of the day? Mourning.

What do computers do when they get hungry? They eat chips!

Did you hear about the two silkworms that had a race? It ended up in a tie.

Why did the skeleton play the piano? Because he didn`t have any organs!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot? You get a carrot!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.

What do you call a dumb balloon? An air head.

Why do cows use the doorbell? Because their horns don't work!

What country makes you shiver? Chile.

Why is it that people always walk whenever they play the bagpipes? Even they are attempting to get away from that awful noise.

How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

What do you call an artificial stone? A shamrock.

What is black and white and white all over? A scared skunk!

How would you lift a giraffe with one hand? Doesn't matter as you won't find any one handed giraffe?

What kind of bird can write? A penguin.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires? You would get severe frostbite

What do you call artificial spaghetti? Mockaroni!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!