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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 04:04am

What did the painter say to the wall? One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 04:00am

What goes up and down but doesn't move? The temperature!
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 03:55am

What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 03:51am

What is three feet long? A yard.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 03:47am

Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!!!
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 03:42am

What city has the largest rodent population? Hamsterdam.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 03:38am

What route do crazy people take to go through the woods? They follow the psycho path.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 03:34am

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 03:29am

Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? Because he wanted to work over-time!
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What kind of shoes do lazy people wear? Loafers.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 03:21am

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The survivors were marooned.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 03:16am

How do you revive a drowning rodent? Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 03:12am

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the opossum it could be done.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 03:08am

Why were there screams coming from the kitchen ? The cook was beating the eggs.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 03:03am

What is the last thing a "Tickle Me Elmo" doll gets at the factory? Two test tickles.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 02:59am

What do you call a drunk who works in an upholstery shop? A recovering alcoholic.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 02:55am

What do you use to redecorate a baby's bathroom? Infantile.
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 02:50am

Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? Ta da dump, ta da dump, ta da dump Dump DUMP!!!
Category: funny joke update on Thursday, 02.23.12 @ 02:46am

What's the definition of mixed emotions? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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