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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? The local bookshop in the section marked "fiction".
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 02.22.12 @ 21:25pm

Why did the bird fly north? Because it was to far to walk.
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 02.22.12 @ 21:21pm

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 02.22.12 @ 21:16pm

Why did Cleopatra take milk baths? She couldn't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 02.22.12 @ 21:12pm

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 02.22.12 @ 21:08pm

What do you call a Fairy that doesn't take baths? Stinkerbell!
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 02.22.12 @ 21:03pm

Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 02.22.12 @ 20:59pm

What goes "99 thump 99 thump 99 thump...?" A centipede with a wooden leg.
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 02.22.12 @ 20:55pm

What do you call a song sung in an automobile? A cartoon.
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 02.22.12 @ 20:50pm

Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold "out tide!"
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Where do bulls get their messages On a bull-etin board.
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 02.22.12 @ 20:42pm

Who delivers puppies when the Vet isn't available? The mid woof.
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 02.22.12 @ 20:37pm

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawn mower? Shredded tweet.
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 02.22.12 @ 20:33pm

What do you get when you put a fish and an elephant together? Swimming trunks.
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 02.22.12 @ 20:29pm

Why did the garbage look sad? Because it was down in the dumps.
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 02.22.12 @ 20:25pm

What did the bee say to the other bee? It's none of your BUZZness!
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 02.22.12 @ 20:20pm

What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? Hi Cliff!
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 02.22.12 @ 20:16pm

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen apple juice for twenty minutes? Because it said Concentrate on the side of the can.
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 02.22.12 @ 20:12pm

What kind of music do ghosts listen to? Sheet music.
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 02.22.12 @ 20:07pm

What is a tornado? Mother nature doing the twist!
Category: funny joke update on Wednesday, 02.22.12 @ 20:03pm

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