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Why do cows use the doorbell? Because their horns don't work!
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 23:08pm

What country makes you shiver? Chile.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 23:04pm

Why is it that people always walk whenever they play the bagpipes? Even they are attempting to get away from that awful noise.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 22:59pm

How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 22:55pm

What do you call an artificial stone? A shamrock.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 22:51pm

What is black and white and white all over? A scared skunk!
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 22:46pm

How would you lift a giraffe with one hand? Doesn't matter as you won't find any one handed giraffe?
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 22:42pm

What kind of bird can write? A penguin.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 22:38pm

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires? You would get severe frostbite
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 22:33pm

What do you call artificial spaghetti? Mockaroni!
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 22:29pm

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 22:25pm

When do you stop at green and go at red? When you're eating a watermelon!
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 22:21pm

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 22:16pm

What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 22:12pm

What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband's heart rate. Tell him that you are pregnant.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 22:08pm

What is big, fuzzy and green with four legs and six pockets and if it were to fall from a tree it would probably kill you? A snooker table.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 22:03pm

What has more lives than a cat? A frog. It croaks every night.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 21:59pm

A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says "Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 21:55pm

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 21:50pm

Which hand is it better to write with? Neither, it's best to write with a pen!
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 21:46pm

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