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What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates? "Well done."
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 21:42pm

What has one horn and gives milk A milk truck.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 21:37pm

How do you clean ice off tall buildings? With sky scrapers.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 21:33pm

Why did the robber wash his clothes before he ran away with the loot? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 21:29pm

What would you get if you crossed a potato and a frog? A potatoad.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 21:24pm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo it could be done!
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 21:20pm

What has one head, one foot and four legs? A Bed
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 21:16pm

Why don't fish play tennis? They might get caught in the net.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 21:11pm

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 21:07pm

What kind of bird does construction work? The crane!
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 21:03pm

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Why don't traffic lights ever go swimming? Because they take too long to change!
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 20:58pm

Why are cowboy hats turned up at the sides? So three cowboys can ride in a pickup truck.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 20:54pm

What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I'm coming down with something!
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 20:50pm

Why did the man put wheels on his rocking chair? He wanted to rock and roll.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 20:45pm

What do you call a bunch of dancing pebbles? The Rockettes.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 20:41pm

What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than "A" bra.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 20:37pm

Why is that all cats dislike flying saucers? Because it is impossible for them to reach the milk.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 20:33pm

Where do young dogs sleep when they camp out? In pup tents.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 20:28pm

Which is the longest word in the dictionary? "Smiles", because there is a mile between each "s"!
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 20:24pm

Why did the bald man put a bunny on his head? He wanted a full head of hare.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 20:20pm

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