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Why do thieves shower before they commit crime? Because they like a clean getaway.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 20:15pm

What do you call a day that follows two days of rain? Monday.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 20:11pm

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K9P.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 20:07pm

What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Flood lights!
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 20:02pm

Where do cows go on Saturday night? To the moo-vies.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 19:58pm

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 19:54pm

What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 19:49pm

Did you hear about the robbery last night? Two clothes pins held up a pair of pants!
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 19:45pm

Why can't the 3 bears get inside their house? Goldi locks the door!!!!
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 19:41pm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 19:36pm

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What do you say to a skeleton going on vacation? Bone voyage!
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 19:32pm

What to you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 19:28pm

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 19:23pm

Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights!
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 19:19pm

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because there were no chickens in those times.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 19:15pm

Why does a turtle live in a shell? Because it can't afford an apartment.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 19:10pm

When does a cart come before a horse? In the dictionary!
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 19:06pm

How did the frog cross the road? He hopped across!
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 19:02pm

What kind of tree has hands? A palm tree.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 18:57pm

What did the rug say to the floor? Don't move, I've got you covered.
Category: funny joke update on Friday, 02.24.12 @ 18:53pm

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