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Dear Social Media, thanks for showing me that I can like people. So long as I don't have to see, touch, or smell them.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.2.14 @ 10:27am

A three hour long movie adaptation of pages 74 and 75 of the Hobbit? Friggin count me in.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.2.14 @ 10:27am

When you have the opportunity to become a bigger person, take it because cake is delicious.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.2.14 @ 10:27am

Keep your friends close and your unattractive enemies closer so you look better by comparison in pictures.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.2.14 @ 10:27am

I always walk through my office with a stern look on my face and a toilet plunger to avoid conversations.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.2.14 @ 10:26am

Insanity does not run in my family. It strolls through, taking it's time and getting to know each one of us personally.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.1.14 @ 20:23pm

I've been holding my stomach in for 3 years now so don't talk to me about dedication!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.1.14 @ 20:23pm

I could snap at any moment. Seriously, with either hand.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.1.14 @ 20:22pm

How dare you incinerate that I don't know big words.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.1.14 @ 20:22pm

A court date is still technically a date, right?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.1.14 @ 20:21pm

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It is a sad day when you go to all the trouble of getting a Frontal Lobotomy and no one notices.....................
Posted By: dave - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.1.14 @ 18:23pm

The number of things that are *NOT* rocket science is staggering.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.1.14 @ 11:53am

Suggested serving size is only for skinny people right?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.1.14 @ 11:52am

You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.1.14 @ 11:52am

I like how adding a little OJ to a glass of champagne says “I’m classy” instead of “It’s nine in the morning and I have a drinking problem.”
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Friday, 08.1.14 @ 11:52am

Dating someone solely on their looks is shallow. Consider other things such as how much money they have.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.1.14 @ 11:52am

Cop: There was no else going anywhere nearly as fast as you! Me: I know. I was winning.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.1.14 @ 11:52am

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.1.14 @ 11:51am

Wanna have a little fun? Post "Anyone know a good lawyer?" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.1.14 @ 11:51am

I met this girl in a club last night, I think she’s a body builder. She just so happened to build hers using chips.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.1.14 @ 11:51am

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