Funny T-Shirts





900+ Silly Statuses

Drinking Statuses

Easter Statuses

Halloween Statuses

Christmas Statuses

Multiple Choice Trivia

Funny Jokes

Pickup Lines

Blonde Jokes

Retro Sayings

Birthday Statuses

Inspirational Statuses

Classic Movies

My Bucket List Ideas

80's Hair Bands List

Valentines Day Statuses















SILLY FACEBOOK STATUSES

Don't forget to like us on Facebook - Silly Statuses




Other interesting sites:

Quit Smoking Benefits

Fantastic Lasagna Recipe

Cling To Our Guns

 

Thousands of the best, funny, witty, hilarious, crazy, silly Facebook statuses and sayings. If you are looking for a funny status or funny saying, you can find them here.

current page = 123 //  1 ...  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  ... 864

You can only push me so far before I breakdance.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 06.10.14 @ 08:17am

I party until the taxi with the pretty red and blue lights picks me up.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 06.10.14 @ 08:17am

Give a fish something for once for f*cks sake
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 06.10.14 @ 08:16am

If it lasts 4 hours I'm not only callin a Dr, I'm callin everybody!!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 06.10.14 @ 08:16am

The problem with this generation boils down to this one thing: Their cartoons suck.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 06.10.14 @ 08:16am

No YouP*rnÖ I do not want to play poker, Iím at work for crying out loud.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 06.10.14 @ 08:15am

I decided to go on a road trip and not come back till I ran out of money... I made it to the end of the driveway.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 06.9.14 @ 15:44pm

Guys... If the girl your getting down with doesn't even have time to fake an orgasm..... It's prob best you just make your sandwich
Posted By: Dave - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 06.9.14 @ 11:22am

WTF, marathoners? I donít even like to drive 26 miles.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 06.9.14 @ 09:41am

What is it about a car that makes people think we canít see them pick their nose?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 06.9.14 @ 09:41am

Check out our new Multiple Choice Trivia Site
Itís a strange moment, when you realize that the sound of nature is the sound of millions of animals, birds, and insects desperately trying to get laid.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 06.9.14 @ 09:41am

I wasn't even going for broke. But I got it!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 06.9.14 @ 09:40am

The number of lies told by men would decrease significantly if women stopped asking questions
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 06.9.14 @ 09:40am

Don't be upset that you're single; be happy that someone isn't ruining your life.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 06.9.14 @ 09:40am

The length of your "About me" section on Facebook is directly proportional to how annoying you are in real life.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 06.9.14 @ 09:36am

Still not 100% clear on whether French Montana is a person or a steakhouse special.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 06.9.14 @ 09:36am

Just saw a coyote next to the highway. I hope this tunnel ahead isn't just painted on.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 06.9.14 @ 09:36am

Well, it's about that time of the day when I stop hitting the snooze button, wipe away the drool, open the blinds, and head on home from work.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 06.9.14 @ 09:36am

I'm glad the Dentist calls me the day before to remind me to cancel my appointment.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 06.9.14 @ 09:35am

I am 5 for 5 on popping my trunk instead of unlocking the fuel door at the gas station.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 06.9.14 @ 09:35am

current page = 123 //  1 ...  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  ... 864



Leave a Silly Status below or Like Silly Statuses on Facebook

Category:

Posted by:

Status:

 

Note: Please keep comments relevant. Any content deemed inappropriate or offensive may be edited and/or deleted.