Funny T-Shirts





900+ Silly Statuses

Drinking Statuses

Easter Statuses

Halloween Statuses

Christmas Statuses

Multiple Choice Trivia

Funny Jokes

Pickup Lines

Blonde Jokes

Retro Sayings

Birthday Statuses

Inspirational Statuses

Classic Movies

My Bucket List Ideas

80's Hair Bands List

Valentines Day Statuses















SILLY FACEBOOK STATUSES

Don't forget to like us on Facebook - Silly Statuses




Other interesting sites:

Quit Smoking Benefits

Fantastic Lasagna Recipe

Cling To Our Guns

 

Thousands of the best, funny, witty, hilarious, crazy, silly Facebook statuses and sayings. If you are looking for a funny status or funny saying, you can find them here.

current page = 123 //  1 ...  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  ... 789

My age is very inappropriate for my behavior.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 04.1.14 @ 09:00am

The easiest way to get over someone is with a steamroller.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 04.1.14 @ 09:00am

The larger the implants, the more likely shell be confused by a push/pull door.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 04.1.14 @ 09:00am

"I really should buckle down and get my rap album going"-Me, every time I drink
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 04.1.14 @ 09:00am

Just heard about the Obamacare deadline and I'm freaking out. I have so many questions. Who is Obama?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 04.1.14 @ 09:00am

Turns out, I'm not an afternoon person either...
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 04.1.14 @ 08:59am

Sorry I was staring at your nachos while you were talking about your painful divorce
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 04.1.14 @ 08:59am

Having a toddler is like harboring a bipolar, schizophrenic, incontinent, adorable, tiny dictator.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 04.1.14 @ 08:59am

If you have alphabet fridge magnets, and morals. You probably shouldn't invite me over.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 04.1.14 @ 08:59am

PMS is no joke, you guys. I just ate like three bags of Reese's Pieces. Oh, and my wife's really being a bitch.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 04.1.14 @ 08:59am

Check out our new Multiple Choice Trivia Site
When the girl working the counter says "would you like fries with that?" say.."are you calling me fat??" then burst into tears. Free meal.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 04.1.14 @ 08:59am

Come on snooze button, is 9 minutes all you have to offer...I need something in the 2-3 hour range.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 04.1.14 @ 08:58am

No one should be surprised that so many statuses are about unhappiness and failure. You dont end up on Facebook by making good life decisions.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 04.1.14 @ 08:58am

I'm not the type of person you want to put on speakerphone.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 04.1.14 @ 08:58am

Pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 04.1.14 @ 08:58am

The awkward moment when people think you're drunk when in fact you're just a blast naturally.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 04.1.14 @ 08:58am

If it's any consolation, your Doppelganger is probably having a really awesome day.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 04.1.14 @ 08:57am

Youd be amazed how often Im wrong when people say guess what
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 04.1.14 @ 08:57am

I'm back in the HR office today. In my defense my coworker very plainly said "stick a fork in me, I'm done"
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 04.1.14 @ 08:57am

I spend most of my money on beer and cigarettes.. The rest I just waste.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 03.31.14 @ 23:55pm

current page = 123 //  1 ...  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  ... 789



Leave a Silly Status below or Like Silly Statuses on Facebook

Category:

Posted by:

Status:

 

Note: Please keep comments relevant. Any content deemed inappropriate or offensive may be edited and/or deleted.