Funny T-Shirts





900+ Silly Statuses

Drinking Statuses

Easter Statuses

Halloween Statuses

Christmas Statuses

Multiple Choice Trivia

Funny Jokes

Pickup Lines

Blonde Jokes

Retro Sayings

Birthday Statuses

Inspirational Statuses

Classic Movies

My Bucket List Ideas

80's Hair Bands List

Valentines Day Statuses















SILLY FACEBOOK STATUSES

Don't forget to like us on Facebook - Silly Statuses




Other interesting sites:

Quit Smoking Benefits

Fantastic Lasagna Recipe

Cling To Our Guns

 

Thousands of the best, funny, witty, hilarious, crazy, silly Facebook statuses and sayings. If you are looking for a funny status or funny saying, you can find them here.

current page = 123 //  1 ...  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  ... 692

Does anyone know when is the cut-off date to stop wishing someone Happy New Years?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.4.14 @ 10:20am

I bet Bruce Wayne sometimes accidentally signs his credit card receipts “Batman” when he’s drunk. I know I do.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Saturday, 01.4.14 @ 10:19am

This salad tastes like I'm about done with my New Year's Resolution.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.4.14 @ 10:19am

Men are like dogs. We're excited to see you, and we have no idea what you're mad about.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.4.14 @ 10:19am

You ran a marathon? I ran like 5 red lights this week...
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.4.14 @ 10:19am

Matchbooks exist just to be clues in detective movies.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.4.14 @ 10:18am

Shoplifting may be wrong in a general sense, but what if, for example, I'm bored of paying for things
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.4.14 @ 10:18am

Better ingredients. Better pizza. Horrible acting. Papa Johns.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.4.14 @ 10:18am

I will kill you with kindness even if I have to beat the sh!t out of you.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.4.14 @ 10:18am

Two years ago I became a proud parent. My kid is 6, but they were kind of a pain those first four years.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.4.14 @ 10:18am

Check out our new Multiple Choice Trivia Site
Fun: text a friend "Are you alone right now?" They go "Yes." Then u text back LOL
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.4.14 @ 10:18am

I just had a threesome in the shower with Johnson and Johnson.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.4.14 @ 10:17am

You never really know how many inches you're gonna get or how long it'll last. Snow, maybe.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.4.14 @ 10:16am

Be friend with stupid people.., feel like genius all the time
Posted By: purvashi angel - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.4.14 @ 10:16am

Dear college students, Sorry about your GPA. - Netflix
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.4.14 @ 10:16am

Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.4.14 @ 10:16am

Live in the moment. Unless the moment sucks. Then live on Facebook.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.4.14 @ 10:16am

Damn, it's like these people have never seen anyone bring a flask to the gym before.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Saturday, 01.4.14 @ 10:16am

I'm starting to think all that stuff about Y2K is not going to happen !
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.4.14 @ 10:15am

I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 01.4.14 @ 10:15am

current page = 123 //  1 ...  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  ... 692



Leave a Silly Status below or Like Silly Statuses on Facebook

Category:

Posted by:

Status:

 

Note: Please keep comments relevant. Any content deemed inappropriate or offensive may be edited and/or deleted.