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I'm on a whiskey diet. So far I've lost 3 days.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.26.14 @ 10:42am

If a cannibal is late for dinner, do they give him the cold shoulder?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.26.14 @ 10:38am

am a bomb technician...anytime you see me running. Try keep it up
Posted By: ifeanyi Nwosu - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.26.14 @ 09:57am

When my kids grow up, I’m going to their house to break their stuff, eat all their food, make a huge mess, say I’m bored & then just leave!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.26.14 @ 07:45am

Girls probably spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.26.14 @ 07:45am

Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.26.14 @ 07:45am

Would you mind going with me to my next Psychologist appointment? He thinks I'm making you up.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.26.14 @ 07:45am

I've had frozen pizza and delivery pizza in the same day, b!tch you don't know me.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.26.14 @ 07:45am

Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus…and he punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.26.14 @ 07:44am

Snakes are terrifying because they can't trip and fall over sh!t. No creature should possess such power.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.26.14 @ 07:44am

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My Memory.....The Second shortest thing I have.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.26.14 @ 07:44am

It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting "UNSUBSCRIBE!"
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.26.14 @ 07:44am

I don't like selfish people. I saw this guy pushing like 50 carts at Wal-mart last night. Really? You think someone else might want one?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.26.14 @ 07:44am

When I die I want my body donated to science, but more specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life…
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.26.14 @ 07:44am

They say 15 minutes of exercise every day will add 3 years to your life. The problem is that it adds the 3 years to your 80s not your 30s.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.26.14 @ 07:44am

Why do baby clothes have pockets?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.26.14 @ 07:43am

"Holy sh!t, that guy eats a lot of pizza" -people that walk by my house on recycling day.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.26.14 @ 07:43am

There’s a special place in Hell for people who call to see if you got their email!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.26.14 @ 07:43am

I wonder if the earth teases other planets for having no life.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.26.14 @ 07:43am

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 09.26.14 @ 07:43am

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