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Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it's not their own.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 12.17.14 @ 12:03pm

10 Easy Steps to Learn Binary: 1) There are 1's and 0's 10) There are no 2's
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 12.17.14 @ 12:02pm

How old were you when you found out your parents were using Santa Claus as a behavior-modification tool?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 12.17.14 @ 12:02pm

I'm not sure it's possible to fill a moving truck these days without the word "Tetris" being brought into the conversation.
Posted By: Welby - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 12.17.14 @ 08:00am

Itís amazing what Iím able to get done when I need to do something else.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.16.14 @ 11:16am

I'm just doing what the beer tells me to.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Tuesday, 12.16.14 @ 11:16am

Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny Christmas status update saying on Tuesday, 12.16.14 @ 11:15am

Before I get busy doing nothing, I am taking a 20 minute break.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.16.14 @ 11:15am

Every time I see a pregnant woman, I very much want to ask if she swallowed a watermelon seed.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.16.14 @ 11:15am

Sometimes words just aren't enough. And that's why we have middle fingers.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.16.14 @ 11:15am

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Ladies - I am still available as a great last minute Christmas gift!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.16.14 @ 11:14am

My dog just saved my life by ferociously barking at nothing outside.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.16.14 @ 11:14am

I like how automatic doors just get out of my way. I wish more inanimate objects seemed scared of me.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.16.14 @ 11:14am

That horrible feeling you get when you're not asleep anymore.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.16.14 @ 11:14am

"That was supposed to be a compliment." -Men
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.16.14 @ 11:14am

I'm the type of person who will throw away the manual and ponder for 3 hours "where the hell do I start"
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.16.14 @ 11:13am

Due to the weather, I was able to use the words "wet and slippery" at work all day without anyone thinking I'm a big perv.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.16.14 @ 11:13am

Somedays I could do without the life lesson
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.16.14 @ 11:13am

FACT: Every zoo is a petting zoo, if youíre brave enough.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.16.14 @ 11:13am

I want a firsthand test of the "mo money, mo problems" hypothesis.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.16.14 @ 11:13am

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