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I woke up this morning with a glass of water on my bedside table with a note saying “for hungover me” I drank it and it was vodka. Drunk me can be such an asshole!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:16pm

I'm just amazed after all these years that we STILL haven't seen Mario's buttcrack.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:16pm

The bad news: I took the wrong medication today. The good news: For the next 3 months I'm protected against heartworms and fleas.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:15pm

Golf would be a lot more fun to watch on TV if the balls were on fire
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:15pm

I guess I’ll take my Christmas tree down today.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny Christmas status update saying on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:15pm

I remember when the internet was two tin cans and a string.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:15pm

Inventor of camping: "Hey, let's go pretend to be homeless."
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:14pm

Really close to my perfect target weight. All I need now is one more stomach flu
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:14pm

Some people are training as complainers like it is a competitive sport
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:14pm

How did human beings express empathy before the phrase "that sucks" was coined?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:14pm

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Dancing in the 70's: I have absolutely no idea what I am pointing at
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:12pm

Somehow I thought growing up would involve more than staring at my phone
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:12pm

You can make your life more entertaining by simply reaching out, and getting to know a whore.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:12pm

The most misinformed people think they know all the facts.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:11pm

Bending over ... preparing to do my taxes.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:11pm

It's a good idea to test your immune system from time to time by eating a gas station hot dog
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:11pm

A sheep spends it's entire life fearing the wolf only to be eaten by the Shepherd.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:11pm

I don’t understand ads on porn sites. like who is ever in the middle of jerking off then goes like “woah! that’s the new detergent?”
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:10pm

Nothing says "My balls are kept in a jar inside her purse" quite like a joint Facebook account
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:10pm

Some of us are basically unpaid Facebook interns.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 03.25.18 @ 16:10pm

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